eugene the poogene

I am an anal aphid who is attracted to freaks of all kinds. I am an experimental theatre actor- part of La Mama, who likes to talk about my ass and farts and colon, butt really it's just a facade to get the ladies. Once i ran a mile without stopping like 10 years ago... I can relate to jesus because we both wear sandals a lot. I just got my ass crack waxed and i screamed for 5 days... straight. i didn't even eat. all i did was scream. every time i rode the subway home people would get mad at me because i was screaming because my crack hurt so much. my penis is about the same size, shape and color of a raisin or squished potato bug...i used to be an astronaut and was instrumental in the setting up of space station STS-111 (along with other members of Expedition Three), now famous for their work on the Biomass Production System.strictly from an appearance standpoint, i am hideous. i tend to get acne breakouts on my tongue and my right arm has has a weird birth defect, so that my pinky is on my elbow.I love my family and friends so much it's sick...