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Jaxson

You know, you could tip a mother fucker

About Me

Well it's been a while since I updated who I am. Simply put, just a girl in love with my husband. I am a typical sagittarius and all the traits that come with that. Most people are surprised that I'm smart and yet still manage to cuss like a trucker. I am usually the first one to say fuck in front of someone's kid, the first one to laugh when someone falls down, Also the first one to fall down in front of the police, not cuz I'm drunk but I wasn't so much as blessed with grace as not. The first one to make you laugh so hard it comes out your nose and then laugh at you. I am the girl that really will tell you if you look fat in that. (it's for your own good). I am very straight forward and honest. My random talents include walking up to a table where 4 people are doing a puzzle, pick up the piece everyone was searching for. Dropping it in the right place and walking away just to hear everyone yell out "Fuck her". I can sew. I guess that counts as being domestic? and I can rollerskate like a mother fucker and can solve any relationship problem. Try me, it's a weird gift. I love to laugh so hard I could pee. I like to make other people laugh also. Women usually hate me until they actually talk to me because I fake nothing, if I didn't like you, you would know it. I'm old fashioned in my heart, I still believe trust and respect needs to be earned. And after meeting my husband I now believe true love exists... -- -- -- -- -- -- start puzzle HTML --.. classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/ flash/swflash.cab..version=6,0,0,0" WIDTH="600" HEIGHT="780" id="puz497132" ALIGN="" .... -- -- -- -- -- -- end puzzle HTML --

My Interests

Thunderstorms, rockabillies, psychobillies, all my bitches, movies, grilled cheese, music, TV, sleep, rollerskating, pop tarts, sleeping in, making out, Del Taco, skinny dipping, sharks, shiney things, smart people, going to the beach in the morning and watching the waves. lawn knomes, bad jokes, herbal tea, hot showers, rain, sunshine, furry things, things that purr,sex in the morning,fishnets, pretty panties, playing rock, paper, scissors. My hot man in his old car- there is nothin sexier. petting zoos, oil wrestling, concerts, shark week on tv, netflicks, kittys, mullets still make me laugh, so do ducktails. Monster trucks but only if you sit in the white trash sections where the fights are. I dont like people who make conversation with me in the elevator. dirty jokes, inside jokes, jokes that start out with " a horse, a priest and a lesbian all walk into a bar... I love mama mia's in Newport, pizza crust and watching Hockey, mostly for the fights and it's funny when people fall down. And I still laugh when people get hurt, somehow that and farts are still funny to me.

I'd like to meet:

I just married the man of my dreams! So i'm all full up in the man dept.

Music:

The music the kids are listening to these days is shit! Old Beastie Boys, Z-Trip, MMM, Horror Pops, Social D, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Tiger Army

Movies:

The big lebowski gets better everytime I watch it. I like to watch movies when it's raining outside and make love down by the fire.

Television:

I wish I had more time for TV. I'm a junkie and I actually plan my week around what's on TV. Fuck it, it's my life I can waste it how I want to. If you take me to a bar or restaurant that has TV, you might as well of gone by yourself because now I am watching what ever they have on even if it sucks.

Books:

I love weird factual stuff like Ripley's and I like books with a lot of pictures. I hate reading, coloring books are neat, I like stickers too, the smelly kind.

Heroes:

My grandpa - hands down, the most influential person in my life. My parents for raising me, taking care of me and kicking my ass when I needed to get my shit together.

My Blog

No more working for me

Yep, I'm jobless. The baby tried to get out so now I hang out at home all day with my feet up to try to keep him in. Shawn mentioned something about duct tape if he tries to get oout again but I ...
Posted by Jaxson on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST

Pregnant Update

Ok, Im 6 months pregnant now and there is no way to hide it. Baby is out there. It's a boy, his name is Lucky and if you dont like it I dont care, it's my baby. The baby shower will be on November 11t...
Posted by Jaxson on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

ROCK-A-BABY CLOTHING

MY BEST FRIEND CHRYSTA AND I HAVE DESIGNED ROCKABILLY CLOTHING FOR BABIES. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE ROCK-A-BABY SITE BELOW. OUR STUFF IS ORIGINAL, HANDMADE AND AMAZINGLY TOUGH LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE ONES....
Posted by Jaxson on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:45:00 PST

Pregnant

Yes it's true, I'm all knocked up! I'm like a month and a half along. Due in December. So far it's cool, my IC is in remission and the symptoms aren't so bad. My boobs are huge! Shawn is being such a ...
Posted by Jaxson on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

IC

IC is a very rare and painful bladder disorder that I have. There is not much funding and most people dont know that this exists. We have no celebrity sponsors. Because most of the women that suffer f...
Posted by Jaxson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST