Elvis

I'm a freaky kind of kitten the kind you cant bring home to mother. I am part black and part white. I have the ethnic thing going on. I was adopted by my daddy when I was about 2 months old outside of a petco. I had a little brother for a while, but we didn't get along and I had to check his ass. Now I am an only child and get all of mommy and daddy's attention.I like to kill stuff when I am ignored. My kills include humming birds, pretty birds and mice. I am an outside cat but sleep inside at night. Grandma always threatens to put my kills on daddy's pillow I think it's funny. I love to smother my mommy in the night and sleep on her pillow so she chokes on my hair and gets it stuck in her contacts. he he he. feel the burn. I sleep with mommy mostly because I like to wake her up and she pets me back to sleep. I am spolied, plus if daddy rolls over wrong I could be killed. When I have to go outside in the middle of the night I place my whole body on mommy's face and dig my nails into the back of her head to sufficate her. Daddy has so many black clothes for me to sleep on I love it when he does the laundry and they are all fresh and clean, then I get them all hairy. muah ah. I live with BeBe's and Fuzzy Bear also. Bebe just meows at me I have no idea what he says and I am scared of fuzzy bear, she hates me and tries to eat me and fear I am going to end up like a chew toy with no face. Cant we all use the same pet door? I was afraid to get my ass kicked at first, but now I am brave. Daddy got a pellet gun to shoot any big animals that fuck with me. My daddy loves me a lot and he looks really scary. Sometimes he growls and I hide behind him. My daddy is bigger than yours. (sticking tongue out).I love daddy's lap, I always get kicked off from clawing too much though. I need to work on that. And when daddy's drunk, I try to eat his hamburger before he drops it on the floor. We read his e-mail together all the time and look at old cars and dream about peeing on the tires. I thought I'd see what this myspace is all about and get my own page. I'm fixed so I am not big on going out to whore around. I show my love by head butting, dont knock it till you tried it. sucka.The neighbors are always trying to wok me, I am ok with it but daddy yells at me when I go by that house. I dont know what the big deal is I need my exercise anyway.Video code provided by MusicVideoCodes.com