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Ye.Haw.

"Fascism, the more it considers and observes the future and the development of humanity, quite apart

About Me

"I have often thought that if a rational fascist dictatorship were to exist, then it would choose the American system." - Noam Chomsky __________________________________________________________ I DONT DO DRUGS ANYMORE..........BUT I don't rub it in your face...I also collect/buy souls...five dollars per soul, unless I deem you worthy and then I will pay seven. If you want the release form, just let me know, and I will send you the form in PDF format. If, after, reviewing your application, I deem you worthy of more that five dollars, I will notify you by mental telepathy, and at the time cut you a check for seven dollars, otherwise, expect a five dollar check.______________________________________________________ _ ______________________________________________ I remember coming to a concert where they had a big catered meal set out for everyone.....I went and said "Miles, man, you gotta see all this food they got here". And Miles stared at me and said "I didnt come here to eat"____________________________________________________Gary Bartz-Recalling a conversation with Miles Davis_______________________________________________________ ______________________________________"The works of the great poets have never yet been read by mankind, for only great poets can read them"______________________________________________Henry David Thoreau_____________________________________________________ __________________________THE SHEEP--in centuries past-- audiences at symphony concerts were not afraid to act out their--displeasure--at works which offended them-- in our time I have either attended or listened to hundreds of concerts-- and never have I heard and audience express even the mildest displeasure with any work-- have our musical artists improved to such and extent?-- or is it the decay of courage,the inability of the mass mind, to reach its own decisions?--not only in the word of music--but in the other world--the next time you hear a symphony or concert note the obedient applause, the death of a bluebird--the shading of the sun;-- the hooves of the horses from hell--pounding on the ground of--the human spirit-- Charles Bukowski ____________________________________________________"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power." - Benito Mussolini

My Interests

Jessica, Canadians, People who pretend to be something they are not, (just to out them), Randomness, Smoke Rings, Pit Sticks, Cologne', Dumb people who act smart, Smart people who act exasperated, Socks, Remote Controls..oh..and I had a dream that I was standing in an empty room with a window looking out over rolling hills and a barn in the distance. It was sunny outside and I could HEAR birds singinng and chirping in the background..there were no trees though...as soon as I steped out the door..it started to rain...I walked towards the barn and the birds were still singing but it was raining harder and harder.I looked back to see what the building looked like that I was originally standing in, but couldnt see it through the rain.....I couldnt get to the barn.....I walked and walked....I felt anxious and scared and content because of the birds still singing and chirping..the birds finally stopped and I was terrified..I was in a feild and I couldnt see the barn it was raining so hard....I had no idea where I was going or where I was..my heart was beating and I KNEW I was dreaming but I just couldnt wake up..next thing I know it wasnt raining, and the singing and chrirping of the birds came in like I was slowly turning the volume up on the whole scene..there was no barn, or a building, just me standing in a feild..the sun was shining bright, and I couldnt see again, but I heard the birds..and then they came like a tornado, swirling, swallows EVERYWHERE..and as soon as they were there they were gone..it was silent...then I heard a plane, and it came right overhead and it turned and just slammed into the field about 1000 feet in front of me and i could FEEL the impact and the heat from the explosion..I just stood there and I wanted to go and help but I knew that no one had lived..I turned to leave and there was a corn field behind me..I turned back around and everything was on fire and there was no where to go..I wasnt scared at this point but I was still anxious...I would rather burn to death than freeze to death, and I knew the corn feild would be cold, but I took my chance in the corn field and walked in... ___________________________________________________________ I was standing on the bank of a river, It was slowly rambling along. I noticed a girl standing across the river, I couldnt see what she looked like because there was a white light coming from her face. Her body was translucent and I realized she was not a girl, but an Angel. She didn't have wings but the joy and happiness that came from the light was overwhelming. I yelled to her, but nothing came out of my mouth. I tried to say "Hello!", "Who are you?" but nothing came out.. I must have looked rediculous, but I still tried to scream at her to get her attention. I noticed that she started to levitate slowly upwards and extended her arms outward, kind of like a crusafixtion pose. I realized that I couldnt hear anything coming from my mouth because the river was raging and wild, churning and boiling..it was so loud that it was drowning me out. There were stumps and branches floating by at high speeds and I heard cracking and snaping happening all around. The girl/Angel was floating higher and higher up..around 200 feet, and the sky went dark pink and then blue..VIVID colors like I was on mushrooms...the blues exploded and red dripped from the sky like blood..I couldnt take my eyes off her even though she was very high in the sky.. She started to come down and float towards me..I saw her face now and it was not a girl but an evil despicable DEMON..who I could finally see in it's true form. Darkness and shades covered it's face but I understood it was EVIL. I was crying and could not move, the DEMON came and floated right in front of me..It was raining blood now, and I realized that I could not move, and there was nothing I could do..so I resigned to not be afraid of the DEMON, and I stared it right in the face..it was so horrendous, and its face kept turning like turning a gutted turkey inside out. I wanted to throw up but I kept staring right into what could be considerd eyes, and the DEMON finally got scared when it realized that it was not going to take over my soul, or whatever it's plan was....It floated backwards and up and the blood was coming down harder and harder and it just disapeared into the sky. Blood slowed, turned to rain, and slowly washed the red away revealing the bank as I had seen it at the begining of the dream, slowly rambling along, but now,there was no girl. Just me.

I'd like to meet:

Well..since I have met Hank III, Hung With Bob Wayne and Wayne "The Train" Hancock, I guess Nobody really besides this dude

Music:

Chris Cornell, Tom Waits, Hank Williams III, Kool Keith, Mike Patton, Otis Redding, Pantera, Legendary Shack Shakers, DOWN, Hank Williams, Bruce Springsteen, Salty Sea Goats, Prince, Journey, Dr. Dre and NWA, Scott H. Birahm, Nick Drake, Loretta Lynn, Marvin Pontiac,Sam Cooke, Iron and Wine, Damien Jurado, Waylon Jennings, Foo Fighters, Hank Williams Junior, Conway Teitty, Bruce Springsteen, David Allen Coe, Alice in Chains, Willie Nelson, Pink Floyd, , Josh Groban, Pogues, Robert Johnson, Patsy Cline, Marc Broussard, Tina Turner, Handel, Bob Dylan, Bob Wayne, Pistol For A Paycheck, Loverboy, Beatles, John Lennon, Guns n' Roses, Ultramagnetic MC's, Motorhead, Mars Volta, Django Reinhardt, Ornette Coleman, Loreena Mckennit, Johnny Cash, Wayne "The Train" Hancock, Lost Boys Soundtrack, Eddie and the Cruisers, System of A Down, Social Distortion, Zakk Wylde, George Jones, Steve Earle, Motzart, Sarah Brightman, Townes Vanzant, Steve Earle, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Soundgarden, Lynryrd Skynyrd, Mad Season, Buckethead, Mother Love Bone, Stereomud, Corrosion of Conformity, Curse of Western Culture, Your Mom, Son House, Norah Jones, ELVIS, Paw, Tammy Wynette, Brian Setzer, Robert Belfour, Shoegazer, Nirvana, Outkast, Collins Kids, Brandie Carlisle, Merle Haggard, Buck Owens, Your Dad, Matchbox 20 (I'm Serious), Lovage, Jonny Lang, Your Sister, QUEENS OF THE FUCKING STONEAGE, and Your Brother, Richmond Fontaine, Bad Language, Collins Kids

Movies:

Frailty, Blue Velvet, Willy Wonka, Storytelling, Crumb, Mary Poppins, Spun, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me,Goonies, Anchorman, The Jacket, Red Dawn, Lonesome Dove, Songcatcher, Natural Born Killers, Lost Boys, Open Range, Sixth Sense, Seven, American Splendor, Boondock Saints, Windtalkers, I am a self admitted Star Wars Geek, Indiana Jones BITCHES, Almost Famous, Fear and Loathing, 48 Hours, Old School, Mullholland Drive, MOST any concert video, NASCAR films, and Biographies. Apocolypse Now, Caddyshack, Midget Porn, (guy on guy only).
You are Sheriff Harry Truman. You're a simple
person, very honest and straightforward. You
believe in your job, and your job means keeping
the peace and protecting the good people of
your town. You're a perfect buddy, but you're
so honest that you're a little too easily
manipulated.

Which Twin Peaks character are you?
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Television:

The Television is the main cause of Cancer in all of the human and domestic pet popluation of America. --------- Fact, There are three televisions per household in America. Cancer has increased 300 percent in the human and pet population since the advent of Television in America. There.........I cured Cancer....DESTROY your TV... your welcome. I mean I didnt do any research or anything..it just sounded good..and makes about as much sense as lead giving you Cancer right?

Books:

I guess the cool thng to put here would be that guy all the hipsters like..uhhh Chuck Pohlnuickkk or something? But I have never read him..I think he wrote Fight Club though and I saw that movie..it was mediocre..oh wait...BOOKS.. ALMOST any music biography. One's Man Wilderness. Walden. Of Mice and Men, Grapes of Wrath, Cannery Row (anything by Steinbeck), Bible, Biographies of facinating people. betting on the Muse by Charles Bukowski, any Charles Bukowski actually. And Innocent When You Dream. (Tom Waits Reader)

Heroes:

NOPE..Maybe.... </a

My Blog

An OLD observation theory that has evolved to this....

Old people drive me insane...Cantankerous old fucks who always want a senior discount..I mean really, a senior discount?  They are 80 some years old and they are bitching about 10 percent..Haven'...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:04:00 PST

Let me get this straight.....

NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY. "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," Disney, $29,300,465, 3,215 locations, $9,114 average, $29,300,465, one weekAs ole Bill Hicks used to say "Boy is my finger NOT on the pulse ...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 09:58:00 PST

Michael Waltrip is the worst driver in Nascar period. Bristol 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8CippcqBpI AWSOME!!! j....
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 05:40:00 PST

Got lost case of being found..

Headed out Friday night with Nick the Hick and hit Carly'sb-day party..played some darts with a guy who was in town from Japan..other than only being able to understand about half ot what he said it w...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

Society in prime form

'I cannot go to school today, 'Said little Peggy Ann McKay.'I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye.My tons...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

When the sun goes down..

I swear to GOD...It is unbeliveable sometimes...I get on the internet this morning and I am looking a music news, because I assumed, correctly, that when I heard a blind musician died yesterday that i...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

Your Mom

Well, I used to wake F and run with the moon G I lived like a rake and a young man Dm I covered my lovers F with flowers and wounds G my laughter the devil would frighten.&n...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:48:00 PST

I dont need your Civil War.....

5. You Could Be Mine Basically because Axl has the whole range of vocals here (On the live version, I must admit the album version is almost all falsetto, but TWO fuckin ranges of falsetto)...Early so...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

A hard snow is gonna fall..

So it is supposed to snow today and tommorrow...It was snowing here about 11 this morning...Already the fear is setting in in people.  The only fear I have and the reasons I try and stay off the ...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

EMP=DISSAPOINTMENT

Well,I finally made it up to the EMP on Thursday..WOW..What a big fuckin letdown..I mean the Local Woods or whatever tookup HALF of the first floor..They were in between exhibits but even with the roo...
Posted by Ye.Haw. on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST