Holy God. |
I just found a recording of me playing guitar from 4 years ago. It's embarassing but pretty amazing. Imagine Saves the Day mashed with Johnny Winter. Yeah. I feel sorry for my parents. They had to pu...
Posted by Caroline. on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST |
Parents Just Don't Understand |
It must totally suck for Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff to try and discipline their respective children. They probably try to tell them to go to bed, or go to their room and their kids just look at t...
Posted by Caroline. on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST |
The Show "Prom Queen" |
"Prom Queen"? Are they kidding? The median age of those terrible actors is 28. That's not what high schoolers look like. High school kids don't have perfectly quaffed hair and sculpted abs and eyebr...
Posted by Caroline. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST |
Knock it off. |
It's 8:30 at night. Take your sunglasses off. No one is impressed with your overpriced RayBans. Every one who sees you driving isn't thinking, "Holy shit. He's wearing sunglasses at night. He clealy m...
Posted by Caroline. on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST |
I lost my number...can I have yours? |
I have a fucking sweet new cell phone. The only problem is I no longer have people's numbers. If anyone actually reads these or gives a shit, hook me up with your sweet digits, baby.
Posted by Caroline. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST |
Next Semester |
I'm taking next semester off. What the hell should I do with it?
Posted by Caroline. on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST |
Turd's friends. |
When I look at my friends, MySpace lovingly refers to them as "Turd's friends". Tom is a brilliant, brilliant man.
Posted by Caroline. on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST |
Flo-dizzle |
I am in Flordia for the week with Sarah McNittiPants. In unrelated news, I have rug burn.
Posted by Caroline. on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 11:09:00 PST |
MySpace sucks |
MySpace is full of shitty mohawks. And poorly done eyeliner. Guess what? It's not 1980. You weren't even born yet. Get over it.
Posted by Caroline. on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 06:19:00 PST |
Suxorz d00d |
CHARACTER MAPZ RULEZ!! ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ I'm a clam. Now I'm on fire. Now I'm a whiny emo kid with glasses. Love me. ♥, *, ♣, rainbows and )) © Caroline 2005...
Posted by Caroline. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
