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Sausage Mahoney

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Well, life has been changing for the better. I've got alot of reasons to be down and out like I've been my entire life, but I'm not. I quit drinking, I'm eating well, working out daily, and I'm the happiest I've ever been. I just got a new job, so things are looking pretty fucking good for me.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

Sports, Comedy, Cartoons, Horror flicks, Pro Wrestling (American Indies, Japan), Video games, Giving people the business.

I'd like to meet:

Someone down to earth, that isn't stupid, and isn't out to use me or others. Im starting to believe genuine people do not exist. It would also rock if you'd like, you know, be interested in being real friends in real life. Im not here to be your pen pal or a cure for boredom ... I'm a brutally honest person, a straight shooter, if you will, if you cannot handle honesty, (dont worry, most people can't) your not gonna like me. You gotta be a pretty special person for me to be a friend of yours, I don't deal with ordinary or stupid.

Music:


Megadeth, Opeth, The Project Hate, Mr. Bungle, Live, Prong, Pearl Jam, Collective Soul, Fear Factory, Neil Diamond, Sinatra, Simon & Garfunkel, Pantera, Down, Superjoint, Damageplan, (RIP Dime) Death Angel, Walls of Jericho, Amon Amarth, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Black Label Society, NIN, Corrosion of Conformity, Crowbar, Messuggah, Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, Clutch, Machine Head, Life of Agony, Sick of it All, The Tea Party, etc.

Movies:

Raging Bull, Donnie Darko, Half Baked, Goodfellas, Caddyshack, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Hellraiser Series, Stigmata, Saw, Strangeland, Shawn of the Dead, Super Troopers, Stephen King's IT, basically good comedies, horror films, and most anything by Tarrentino and Scorcese.

Television:

Adult Swim, Comedy Central, ESPN, History Channel.

Books:

Only two books I own are by Bruce Campbell and Jim Norton. Norton is a filthy man and its hysterical.

Heroes:

Max Hardcore, Mr T., Ted Bundy, Al Bundy, Earl Weaver, and Gary Coleman.

My Blog

Where do I begin.

Well, as some of you may have noticed, my glorious trek to Florida to start my life over with my woman has gone horribly wrong. An hour into the trip, after a very quiet, puzzling car ride.... she fin...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

Reason .356 why my family stinks.

Reason #356 - I'm one of few rational thinkers in the family.Its the holiday season, so I bet your thinking about presents and good food and hanging out with the kids and goofing off and such, but not...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

I know its been a while....

I just gotta get this off my chest, it may offend some, but then again, I've never really cared, get over it. So, I got a new computer, one that doesnt freeze every other minute, it kinda rocks, but t...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

Censorship.

What happened to this country? Isn't this the land of free speech? Thats what I was told growing up at least. I'm not religious, I dont subscribe to any of it at this point in my life, but thats an...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:40:00 PST

What is old is new.

I think this is make up with Mike week. Saturday I hung out with an old friend from high school whom I had been mad at for years cuz of someone else being a liar, but we talked and get shit out of the...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:31:00 PST

I am.....

I am Honesty I am Intelligence I am Integrity I am Strength I am everything you wished you could be. I am what you claim to be, I am what you lie to me and yourself about. You see, I took an oath to...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST

If you frequent St clair Shores bars.....

Never EVER go to Score. Before any locals call me a gay for being there, let me explain. This bar was a gay bar, but I guess the format is changed back to a regular/disco bar. My best friends cousin ...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

Is my shirt made out of stupid twat paper?

Sure as fuck seems like it. As usual, at the times I most need a friend, I'm all alone. Everyone ditches me, wont answer my calls, generally makes me feel low. Oddly, it usually happens near my birthd...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:17:00 PST

You ladies need to read this.

Ok, you know how women are always wishing they had a nice guy whos funny and shit? Well, we all know its bullshit. If it were true, people like myself would be beating chicks off with a stick. I'm sur...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST

Something most people lack.

What is it? Its something we should all have, and its not like we don't have the brain power to aquire it. Its called common sense. If any of you listen to the Mitch Albom radio show, (I don't, but I'...
Posted by Sausage Mahoney on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST