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johnny shitbaggs (D.V.D.S)

Everyone has a biggest mistake of their life. Give me a call- I can be yours.

About Me

I live in Northside. I am an atheist. I am straightedge. i am an outcast. Some people might consider me a SHARP, but i'm just a plain old skinhead. I dont ride scooters. I don't want to meet people on myspace. i am bitter and hostile. I frequently destroy my own furniture. i resent young people enjoying themselves in any way. Fuck Hipsters. most people are walking the earth on borrowed time. I view most people as missed opportunities in terms of the aborted fetus that they could have been. I hate whiggers, they are a blight on the earth. fuck you, we have nothing in common. dont talk to me. I will upper-deck any of my friends in a heartbeat.

My Interests

working, working out, walking, drinking icewater or orange soda. click this (nazi gets beat down)

I'd like to meet:

"I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful." Christopher Hitchens

Music:

do the eye gouge, you turkeynecks

Movies:

making fun of them. every few years i see one that makes me think.

Television:

ufc, history channel, future weapons, that show about how stuff is made. i think its called "how stuff is made".

Books:

keep me warm when i burn them

Heroes:

rub some moisturizer on them elbows, you ashy, rhinocerous lookin mothafucka. crusty old bat-faced, struck match, cookie monster lookin peice of shit mothafucka.

My Blog

i'm an emo fag that talks about my feelings all the fucking time

The Keys to Your Heart ..http://images.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/heart.jpg " height="100" width="100"> You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.   thi...
Posted by johnny shitbaggs (D.V.D.S) on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

If you read this and believe any of it, please do us all a favor and kill yourself immediately.

McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the fol...
Posted by johnny shitbaggs (D.V.D.S) on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:31:00 PST

IMPORTANT!!! READ THIS NOW!!!

Get a life, you fucking homo.
Posted by johnny shitbaggs (D.V.D.S) on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST