Get it on, bang a gong |
Ah penis!
In all the years of my life I've never came across a dick that I didn't find interesting in some capacity. A few days ago me and several of my best buddies were sitting around and I go... Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:51:00 GMT |
Let's get a bangin' |
Must DO sex positions
Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the
extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men:
1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proc... Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:42:00 GMT |
Craps anyone? |
I can honestly say I have never meet a penis I didn't like. I try to find an endearing quality in each one. Though I personally, like a long girthy dong, this dog will take any bone thrown her way. Ea... Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
The "in's and out's" of life |
As many of you know I haven't had any inspiration (penis) to write or brag about lately. My Virginia has been so dry lately I got the new "cone" dustbuster to clean out the cobwebs which were attachin... Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:44:00 GMT |
Holloweenie |
I really enjoy telling the world about me. I have no problem talking about sex and the sex I recieve (rarely). So when something enlightening happens I want to tell everybody. Since I can't afford to ... Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:12:00 GMT |
Whatever comes up comes out! |
My Mom is a odd bird. Over the years she has giving me good practical advice. Hell, she couldn't give me a meatloaf recipe to save her life but what she has given more is much better than whether to u... Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:43:00 GMT |
Writer's Block |
Every once in a while this happens to me. My blog inspirations always come from my sex life. Since I don't have a sex life I am at a loss as to what to write. It's been a hot fuckin' summer and heat p... Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:53:00 GMT |
ooh me soo horny! |
Did you ever have a day where you just didn't want to go out or get dressed?? Well yesterday was that day for me. A sucker, oh my bad, a "friend" came over and we hit his weed. I of course was "out" o... Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
Swimming in the Grass |
Another weekend and no dicks standing at attention. Maybe they all need to go back to boot camp for a six week refresher course. While waiting for the myth of a "boner" to appear, this weekend I learn... Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:13:00 GMT |
No gas masks needed |
Since I have no sex life anymore, I've been asking folks about theirs. I was talking to this cute little chickie at the bar the other night, I knew she was under 21 since she had the big X's... Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:13:00 GMT |