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Top Cat's Vicki

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't have a lick of class. I steal from church baskets, write bad checks, fart and burp out loud, scratch myself in public, never flush the commode, take all the peppermints from restaurants, dine and dash, play with myself on the Metro, take tips off tables, blow my nose anywhere, spit honkers out of car windows, puke anywhere, pee anywhere, practice road rage tactics daily, park in handicapped spaces, but overall I feel I'm a great catch! So boys get those poles out...it's fishin' season!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ron Jeremy, Larry Flynt, Sasha Baron Cohen, People who wear mullets proudly, Trailer Dwellers, Kissin' Cousins, Bad cross dressers, Speedo wearing club members, Disgruntled Probation Officers, Men who rock toupees, men with inverted peni, jobless highway exit ramp beggars, Crackheads, Bible Thumpers, Satantic Cult members, People who air guitar, Cab drivers, Old Lady cigarette smokin' bartenders, Indian virgin men, Jimmy Kimmel

My Blog

Get it on, bang a gong

Ah penis! In all the years of my life I've never came across a dick that I didn't find interesting in some capacity. A few days ago me and several of my best buddies were sitting around and I go...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:51:00 GMT

Let's get a bangin'

Must DO sex positions Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you proc...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 13:42:00 GMT

Craps anyone?

I can honestly say I have never meet a penis I didn't like. I try to find an endearing quality in each one. Though I personally, like a long girthy dong, this dog will take any bone thrown her way. Ea...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:36:00 GMT

The "in's and out's" of life

As many of you know I haven't had any inspiration (penis) to write or brag about lately. My Virginia has been so dry lately I got the new "cone" dustbuster to clean out the cobwebs which were attachin...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:44:00 GMT

Holloweenie

I really enjoy telling the world about me. I have no problem talking about sex and the sex I recieve (rarely). So when something enlightening happens I want to tell everybody. Since I can't afford to ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:12:00 GMT

Whatever comes up comes out!

My Mom is a odd bird. Over the years she has giving me good practical advice. Hell, she couldn't give me a meatloaf recipe to save her life but what she has given more is much better than whether to u...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:43:00 GMT

Writer's Block

Every once in a while this happens to me. My blog inspirations always come from my sex life. Since I don't have a sex life I am at a loss as to what to write. It's been a hot fuckin' summer and heat p...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:53:00 GMT

ooh me soo horny!

Did you ever have a day where you just didn't want to go out or get dressed?? Well yesterday was that day for me. A sucker, oh my bad, a "friend" came over and we hit his weed. I of course was "out" o...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:14:00 GMT

Swimming in the Grass

Another weekend and no dicks standing at attention. Maybe they all need to go back to boot camp for a six week refresher course. While waiting for the myth of a "boner" to appear, this weekend I learn...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:13:00 GMT

No gas masks needed

Since I have no sex life anymore, I've been asking folks about theirs. I was talking to this cute little chickie at the bar the other night, I knew she was under 21 since she had the big X's...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 15:13:00 GMT