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Penelope Pig

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About Me

Penelope Pig is a proud product of Darwinian evolution. Penelope's monkey servant does not participate in contests or comment tag because she is an old meany.
Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? guinea pig!
How old are you? dunno
Where did your owner get you? humane society
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? do monkeys count?
If so, what kinds of animals? they are large bipedal monkeys. also cats.
Whats your favorite food? lettuces, cilantro, peppers, tomatoes, strawberries. Do you have any? I want some.
Do you like to be held? yes
Do you poop and pee a lot? of course, what else do guinea pigs do?
Do you love your owners? yes, because they can go to the grocery store and i can't. I'm not comfortable with the term "owners" however.
Are you overweight? um, why do you ask? does my butt look big?
Do you like to get baths? yes. my monkeys shampoo me with expensive hair care products.
Have you ever??????
Have you ever bitten your owner? yes
If so, why? nail clipping. i hate nail clipping.
Have you ever met another animal like you? yes
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha no, im a grown up piggie
Have you ever been outside? maybe
Have you ever eaten grass? grass? what's that? is it like lettuce? do you have any? I want some.
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My Interests

foraging, sleeping, making a racket, maybe meeting sooty, my dream pig /a

I'd like to meet:

Other fancy pigs and clever pets. I like meeting humans, too, but prefer befriending bipedal apey types my monkey waitresses know in the "real world" or those who tend to my piggie pals. Bands- I am not a 25 year old female, I am a guinea pig, so I don't have any money to buy your songs or go to your shows. I don't even have opposable thumbs. PS---- If your profile is set to private and I can't tell what you are, I probably won't accept your friend request, apologies.

Books:

I don't care for reading. Check out my travel outfit, tho

Heroes:

I am a metal loving piggie!
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)


Judas priest
You are Judas Priest. You rock hard and ride free. You love leather, studs and singing metal, with the occassional motorcycle.
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My Blog

cuddly pigalope!

For Petunia and Tulip - He's cute! And that monkey loves him!...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:42:00 PST

Pigalope!

Yesterday, a Patagonian Cavy turned up hopping around on a suburban Portland Street. Apparently, he was easy to catch, likes apples and purrs like a guinea pig. Now my monkeys want one too, which I ...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

darwin day!

Happy Darwin Day Everyone! I would like to take this opportunity to thank Charles Darwin and those that followed him for developing a means to explain how it is that I and all my fellow piggies becam...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:54:00 PST

GRASS!

..">My monkey took me outside today and I ate grass! Grass just grows out of the ground and is much easier to get than waiting for the monkey to fill the food bowl! And best of all, if you plop a pig...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

Contests, tag etc and why my monkey won't participate

Hi to all my cute Piggie pals and their various monkeys, humans, mommies and daddies - Many of you really seem to enjoy contests, which I think is wonderful. My monkey, however, finds the idea of con...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

ground hogs day, a piggie's perspective

Hey all you misnamed rodents out there, tomorrow is Groundhog's day, which got me to thinking that we have a lot in common with groundhogs in that we are all rodents that stupid monkeys think are rel...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:46:00 PST

too hot for furry critters

It is too hot for my furry shiny exterior, so my Monkey Waitress is making me live at the vet's office where she works because it's air-conditioned.  I think my Monkey Waitresses should be able t...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

penelope pig's day

morning: wake up, have water, order food from one of my monkey waitresses. My monkey waitresses live to serve me. I have two homes, a townhouse and a country house. I am shuttled between these loc...
Posted by Penelope Pig on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:57:00 PST