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Hello, my name is Trotter and I'm a lethal guinea pig. That means that my mum and dad gave me something more than my good looks. They gave me blindness, deafness and a deformed mouth with scary front teeth. It's a miricle that I can type and use the internet really.I have one really good friend called Foxy. She is red all over and a real firecracker. If she's been in my face or up my bottom once, she's been there a thousand times.

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Florence had her baby!

Meet Florences Baby! Yes, she only had the one. We don't know if it's a boy or girl yet. It is less than one day old here. A real ELEPHANT!
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:51:00 GMT

Announcement

Meet Florence. Fully approved by Trotters Ghost. Mostly ignored by Foxy. Except when Foxy is being the big, protective sister.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Lovely Pig

We just heard about the death of a worldwide superstar - Our dear friend Pig!He was a little old it's true, but he was tireless in his persuit of salad and was always there for us when we needed help ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:53:00 GMT

Ashley, Beau and Hunter...

Did you hear Joe Biden the other night? Did you feel like you were being beaten around the head with a lump of wood and did the repeated blows propel you down, down, down towards the lowest common den...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:14:00 GMT

Bad news...

Sorry guys but poor little Trotter took a one way ticket to the vet today.... We are terribly upset but in the end it was the right thing to do. Something went wrong with her a couple of wee...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:37:00 GMT

I’m ALIVE!

Hello dear friends! I wanted to let you know how I am getting on at the moment because you know I have been a bit sick. No one knows why but I stopped eating a week or so ago. I was always hungry but...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:32:00 GMT

Simon's Cat 'TV Dinner'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s13dLaTIHSg Does this remind anyone of anyone...?
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 06:06:00 GMT

Kiss and Bais

I thought you might enjoy these earth icons of Swedish childhood. Meet "Kiss and Bais", which in English means "Piss and Pooh". As cuddled and sucked on by Swedish toddlers everywhere, (but mainly in...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:36:00 GMT

Gay Marriage or shotgun wedding?

Or... Congratulations! You are now one better than unmarried straights!   Foxy and I do not want to get married - as Mason so rightly says on Hedwig's blog , marriage is a failed institution. In ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:29:00 GMT

Eye, eye...

Dear all, I am reluctantly posting these pictures of me not looking my best because I value your opinion on this eye business of mine. The vet thought it was an infection but the antibiotics...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:15:00 GMT