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Mac

Je sui fromage

About Me

"When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun."

My Interests

Streetfightin, Cockfightin, Dogfightin, Cynicism

I'd like to meet:

Blacked out chicken wing

Music:

scan/seek

Movies:

the Re-Elect Joe Mioli saga

Books:

Raphael Nonsenso speaks many a language

Heroes:

Spencer is still my hero. If I ever make any money I'm buying him that damn car, ripped vinyl seats and roof cig burns and tape player and all.

My Blog

A Recent Security Warning

For illustrative purposes, I've copied and pasted the security warning I just got from the head Sri Lanka security dude, UD.  Colombo 6 ain't so far from my office and house, and I spent last wee...
Posted by Mac on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:59:00 PST

October 21 - a little experiment and a full scale war

Sober... Mamamodinemi bitches!  Thatâ¬"s my new Singhalese word/phrase of the week.  It means â¬SIâ¬"m not stupid⬝, and Iâ¬"ve been using it like a muthafucka.  Mamamodinemi this and ...
Posted by Mac on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:01:00 PST

Ants

Ed - I just found this one (it's from some time ago...) but as everything I write here is shitty anyway I have no pretenses putting another shitty thought in a public forum... From the p...
Posted by Mac on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:05:00 PST

Dissertation on nothing - Untitled

Now there is nothing to write about here, but habit prevails:        Just ineffable subcounsciousinalities (good word eh?) come to mind first.  I had a good day at w...
Posted by Mac on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 11:21:00 PST

Fuckheads in the mirror are closer than they appear

      So I now have a motorcycle and defy death daily in my commute and exploration of the city.  Last night I became the proudest little boy in Sri Lanka by navigating to a bar in...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mac pissing away time

Not smoking dope goes right to your dreams.  Had a couple of good ones as I slept through pretty much the whole weekend, excluding a saturday night bender that lasted till 5 sunday morning. ...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It hurts, it hurts so bad

Jetlag, and other illicit substances result in my vision being blurry and the constant desire to vomit all over my suit.  Its so fucking hot here, all the time, makes no difference between night ...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thursday

Still Hungover...UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH These days people eat deep fried hardboiled eggs wrapped in sausage Indecipherable from the ancient days of sodom when people lived in ga...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friday at 11:30 pm

The quesiton asked to me at this moment is to either head to the sketchy, $2.00 well drink bar where I'm sure to black out and say outrageous things to unsuspeting citezens, or head to the local bar...
Posted by Mac on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST