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Stephanie

I read somewhere about the evils of drinking... so I stopped. ...stopped reading that is :)

About Me

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My Interests


nataliedee.comDiscovering the mating habitat of the Dosidicus Gigas. And in my spare time pick up after the next great monster truck driver.

I'd like to meet:


Chelsey Handler!

"Leave me a message" - Steph

Music:

It all sucks these days

Movies:

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Anything with John Cleese (the funniest man alive....well almost).

Anything with Will Ferrell (THE funniest man alive).

I hate to admit it.....but Top Gun is by far the best movie ever

(I know that freak of a man is in it)

Television:

Absolutely anything that is reality based. Like I don't have enough drama!href="http://www.nataliedee.com/"
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Books:

Anything by Dan Brown. Yes Lora the author of "sacreligous crap!" Living Buddha Living Christ... Science of the Mind.....

Heroes:

My husband!
Dork Spectrum: Where Do You Fall
Full-on Dork (Severe/Profound) –
There is basically no hope for you. You are the guy/girl that is constantly laughing at yourself. In fact, you’re probably doing it right now. You can’t listen to someone in conversation without trying to work over what they are saying in your head to come up with some sort of witty comment or a way to relate it to real life situations, sit coms or a movie you’ve seen at least 35 times. You enjoy practicing responses to seem spontaneous and quirky, but the levels of effort and awareness of your own awkwardness are off the chart which places you in the Full-on end of the Dork Spectrum. I’d say that you should think more about what you say before you say it, but you’d probably just be thinking of something witty to say and not really listen anyway. My best advice is to find someone who is just as Dorky as you and hold on to them. You will never find a better match than with another Full-on. In case you need help identifying others’ level of Dorkiness, this test may be re-administered as
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My Blog

Funny this is exactly the way I feel today....

Why do you keep sending me emails and newsletters when I’ve asked to be removed from your mailing list maybe ten times now??  And kindly, don’t tell me what to fucking do.  Yeah,...
Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

Favorite Campaign Buttons for 2008

To all my liberal friends, please do not take these the wrong way. I still want to drink beer and listen to your incessant whining while you force feed me cigarettes and jager bombs. However, this...
Posted by Stephanie on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

Tingle Factor

OK, it is now the time for me to start tanning.  So, I go to the local tanning salon and set up a month tanning and ask for some tanning lotion that will help to alleviate this "albinoesque" look...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST

Crucial Moves during Crucial Times

You know it is often times humorous the decisions we make when we are faced with emergency situations. For example, (honey I love you and in no way is this meant to cause you undue stress) my husband,...
Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:21:00 PST

AMA's

How the AMA's helped to make me realize my true age: 1. I didn't know it was even on the TV until Ethan accidently turned the TV on while using the remote control as a teething toy.  Back a centu...
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

In Memory of My Crazy Friend Richard

I am proud to call Richard one of my closest friends.  This shaggy haired, loveable surfer dude changed my life forever.  When he was around there was no telling what would happen.  The...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST