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You're an albino, what the hell do you know?

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ADAMS PET PEAVES (35)

Adam's Pet Peeve'sHere's a list of my pet peeves. I don't care if you could care less what my pet peeve's are either you ungrateful bastards. This will be updated as i think of more in the future.1. P...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 23:05:00 GMT

Am I Gay? Fuck You is the answer.

’Am I Gay?’ Male Self Examination Quiz 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay.It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and hav...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:13:00 GMT

Sequels That Should Have Been (5)

1. Schindler's List 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold 2. What's Love got to do with it 2: Cruise Control 3. Legends of the Fall 2: Maximum Overdrive 4. Platoon 2: Golden Receiver 5. Dances with Wolves 2: ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:45:00 GMT

Nick Cannon Needs To Die

I just saw a bit of the movie Drumline, and i realized that there is something about Nick Cannons face, and the way he acts that makes me want to fucking kill him. I think it's his nose most...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Enough Law & Order/CSI already!

No matter WHAT fucking channel, or time of day it is, one of the 18 versions of Law & Order or CSI is on. Enough already! Do you need to run your plethera of different fucking versions of the same...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:52:00 GMT

English Lit

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:     The professor told his class one day: "Today we will e...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Words Of Wisdom

-Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. -What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. -What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the bat...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 19:18:00 GMT

Clerks

i'm trying to watch "clerks", the first one, on comedy central right now for the first time, but i'm having a hard time getting past the sucky acting. i'll still try and give it a chance though i gues...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 23:36:00 GMT

Coming Undone, fuck off already

Why the piss does EVERY FUCKING ONE need to have this as their profile song? yea yea, good song and all, but every fuckheads profile i click on, that dam song is on it, and it makes me want ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:19:00 GMT

Mexican Girls

you all know i love my Mexican brothers and sisters. (i've had Omars spanish dick in me, so i beleive that makes me at least 1/4th mexican) but i was just surfing myspace, and ran across a p...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:15:00 GMT