Tiny Folk, Cuban cigars, baseball, food, beer, shellfish, pyromania, insomnia, tattoos, in-flight cocktails, violence and hatred of any type. Subsequently, I also enjoy any combination of the aforementioned. Mix and match, I like to say; although I think we all know that violence against midgets is neither right nor fair... oh yeah, and aging. I've found that I'm the master at that.
People like me who are secure in the knowledge that most everything and most everyone sucks. Anyone who wants to buy me a mini fridge for my red room of death. And some hip, swinging midgets; any midgets, for that matter. "Midgets are red and and Dwarves are blue, Take solace in the fact that they're shorter than you". - Ancient Mongolian Proverb
The Fuzz, Misfits, Minor Threat, Tom Jones, Murder Baby, High Horse, QOTSA, Otis Redding, Willie Nelson, AC/DC, The Who, Stones, Barkmarket, Sugarcubes, Juan Garcia Esquivel, Johnny Cash, Ween, The Damned, Bad Brains, Motorhead, Slayer, Old-ass Metallica, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Unida, fear, The Sword, Fu Manchu, Scream, Goatsnake, The Chris Vitali Occasion, Fishbone, Hellhammer, Xavier Cugat, Henry Mancini, The Hellacopters, David Allan Coe, The Dwarves, Mondo Generator, Rush, The Meatmen, Angry Samoans, Black Flag,The Kids of Widney High, Eddie Money, Minor Threat, Turbo Negro, Dungen, Kyuss, The Led Zeppelin, MC5, Isaac Hayes, and John Fucking Tesh.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Raising Arizona, Man Bites Dog, Bull Durham, Deep Inside Traci Lords, Cannonball Run, Strange Brew, Young Frankenstein, Shaft, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Time Bandits, The Fortune Cookie, Coming to America, Blazing Saddles, Anything with Burt Reynolds' toupee in it.
Magnum PI, The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Taxi, The Odd Couple, South Park, Sanford and Son, The baseball package, The Young Ones, American Chopper, The NFL Channel, Adult Swim, Deadliest Catch, Skinemax, House, The Shield and anything that has been dubbed (poorly, mind you) into English.
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Confederacy of Dunces, Geek Love, Where the Wild Things Are, The Boys of Summer, The Rum Diaries, Out to Brunch: The Chris Vitali Story, the NHL Rulebook, Kitchen Confidential, Swank.
Tom Jones, Reggie Jackson, Yaphet Kotto, Hunter Thompson, Lenny Bruce, Isaac Hayes, Ron Jeremy, Walter Payton, Walter Cronkite, Dave Chappelle, Lou Ferrigno, Dean Martin, Jaco Pastorius, Muhammad Ali, Jack Kevorkian, Pete Rozelle, DeNiro, Che Guevara, Frank Zappa, Stevie Wonder, Burt Reynolds, Him, Heidi Fleiss, Tom Selleck, Ignatius T. Reilly, Pee Wee Herman, Kramer.