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Max

I am here for Friends

About Me

born in queens, raised in the bronx, mount vernon, and yonkers, ny. people tell me i have some anger issues but i don't know where the fuck they get that god damned bullshit from. i find most people to be pretentious, full of shit, and generally irritating. oh yeah, i'm a snappy dresser also.Pimp Out Your Myspace

remember this shit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2es-lfRSDOI

those were the days. hangin around the house eatin fun dip.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

dr. martin luther king, mahatma ghandi, and thomas edison.among living people, i'd like most to meet john elway (the greatest football player who ever lived), george carlin, raymon herrerra (the drummer from fear factory), and president bush so i could slap the teeth out of his weasily mouth.

My Blog

Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On live in Montreux 1980

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7eTOnNBwYU my nigga.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

President Bush is a Big, Dumb Cocksucker

I'm so fucking tired of my fucking chimpanzee president that i swear to god, from the bottom of my heart, if i had the chance i would honestly stab him in the eye then laugh heartily as i pi...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:26:00 GMT

A Coupla Dirty Limmericks

since i havn't posted shit in my fuckin useless blog in a while, i figure i'll just slap a coupla bullshit dirty children's limmericks in here for filler so here goes: abraham lincoln was a good old m...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:11:00 GMT

Colorful Colloquialisms for Genetalia & Sex

i'm just sitting here at work, bored as shit and i just figured i'd try to see how many different names i could come up with for the penis, the vagina, and sexual intercourse. the way i see it, referr...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:51:00 GMT

Fuck the Top 8

What's with this "top 8 " friends shit on everybody's homepage?? first off, how the fuck did the genius that came up with this end up with 8? you would think that with as many circle jerking ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 21:44:00 GMT

Fuck The People Who Drink Starbucks Coffee

here be my manifesto about why starbucks suceeds in both sucking ass and irritating me at the same time. first off there's the names of the shit. mochiata, chai, frappacino, moccahino, al pacino. what...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:28:00 GMT

Why metal rules and you are a pansy for not listening to it

Because i said so motherfucker.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:53:00 GMT

myspace is gay

i just want to go on record as stating that the only reason i joined this gay sheep site is that many of my other retarted friends were already sucked in and weezed me into joining as well. in general...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:09:00 GMT