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Steve Grizzly Bear

My Girlfriend Looks Like A St. Bernard

About Me

I'm a grizzly bear
I live underneath The Zoo. The bar, not the park. I have nothing to do with my time but to sit around with this acoustic guitar someone left and sing songs about tortured love. Back when i was living in the wild i liked to eat fish and other wilderness shit. Now that im not a wild beast, i like to lick the celing as it tastes of spilled alcohol. De-fucking-licious.
I weigh about 1400 lbs, which means im a big fucker, even for a grizzly bear. My coat ranges in color from shades of blonde, brown, to black. My long outer hairs are tipped with white and silver giving me a grizzled appearance hence the name. I have a large hump over my shoulder which is a muscle mass used to power the forelimbs in digging. My head is large and round with a concave facial Profile. Despite my big fat ass, i can run at speeds of up to 35 mph, so you better not fuck with me partner.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/11/2006
Band Members:

Steve Grizzly Bear - Guitar/vocals/being cool.

Blair The Emo Fuck - Being an emo fuck
Influences: J Williamez

Johnny Sizzle

Once Steve was in the woods being his Bear self when this rabbit came up and sat beside him. He asked the rabbit, "Say, when you take a dump in the woods, does shit get stuck to your fur?" and the bunny replied, "no Steve, shit doesnt get stuck to my fur when I take a deuce in the woods."

So Steve wiped his ass with the rabbit.
Sounds Like: balls slapping together on a hot day
Record Label: haha!
Type of Label: None