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art music nature football surf culture oceans fields...and of course my friends, who are the best a fellah could ask for (unless you want batman or the queen) xxxx
the laughing cow and rolf harris ... AT THE SAME TIMEfavorite animal is an octopus becuase i want eight arms...four banjos at once...yeah
madness, pink floyd, hayseed dixie, mr scruff, horrors, cream, frank zappa, radiohead, modest mouse, eric clapton, barker band, the wurzels, my two toms, john jowling, oceansize, 65daysofstatic, toots and the maytals, , rabbi john, keith pearsons coup de grass,papa truck, , arctic monkeys, led zep, dustmans custard, , the hamsters, explosions in the sky, beach boys...and anything with a silly name xxx
hot fuzz, shaun of the dead, 28 days later, zoolander, nightmare before christmas, dam busters, an inspector calls...shawshank redemption and who framed roger rabbit...batman begins...clockwork orange...all other films have no place in my life what so ever
..cartoons,
mr men
frank zappa, john dowling, steve bell and nick park ...my amigos... to names a few, woshy miles danda mark mark nick stuart keown george nuddzy, alice laura b, chloe, jeremy, james, andy ....
and here is everything else
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: sham shaw
Birthday: the dawn of time
Birthplace: my mum
Current Location: no where near a computer
Eye Color: depends what eye i want in har har har
Hair Color: blackish blondish brownish gingery green
Height: taller on the inside
Right Handed or Left Handed: i use my feet
Your Heritage: a massive sword
The Shoes You Wore Today: i went bare foot
Your Weakness: being smashed in the face by a large metal rod
Your Fears: probably being smashed in the face by a large metal rod
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it with extra pineapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: overlord of the univearse and get a haircut
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: hope i havnt missed the programme 'just shoot me'
Your Best Physical Feature: me
Your Bedtime: never...
Your Most Missed Memory: my high squeaky voice
Pepsi or Coke: just english tea please
MacDonalds or Burger King: tea again i think
Single or Group Dates: the more the merrier :P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: normal tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: TEA
Cappuccino or Coffee: JUST TEA
Do you Smoke: fire satfey is a big issue with me so as little as possible
Do you Swear: i swear my loyalty to the queen
Do you Sing: like an angel...OF DEATH
Do you Shower Daily: yearly
Have you Been in Love: not with a human
Do you want to go to College: too late to back out now but i want to work on a farm instead
Do you want to get Married: already am
Do you belive in yourself: i beleive ive been cheated out of being king
Do you get Motion Sickness: no....i get more sick when im standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: drop dead gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: i have freaky health
Do you get along with your Parents: after everything theyve done for me its the least i can do
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes...unless sheep get stuck by lightning...not a pretty sight
Do you play an Instrument: BANJO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: why yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: nevarrrrrr
In the past month have you been on Drugs: paracetimol is the highest i choose to get thankyou
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: we live in england not america...scum
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: once again welcome to england...best country in the world
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no...not since someone told me you get tape worms by eating it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes actually...
In the past month have you been Dumped: in many a dustbin yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: kind of...long story
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a jam tart....im a criminal
Ever been Drunk: sadly yes
Ever been called a Tease: sometimes i think its my new name :P
Ever been Beaten up: they may try
Ever Shoplifted: im not strong enough to lift up shops ...yet
How do you want to Die: WHY WOULD I WANT TO DIE ?? :(
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: farmer, cartoonist, banjo player, superman, a women
What country would you most like to Visit: england...OH LOOK AT THAT
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: bald...and shiny
Short or Long Hair: bald i say
Height: like a house
Weight: like a house
Best Clothing Style: like a house
Number of Drugs I have taken: my mum reads this you know
Number of CDs I own: not enough
Number of Piercings: i have a glass eye so piercings seem like nothing to me
Number of Tattoos: i just draw on myself with pen...EVERYWHERE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: to be honest i cant remember past yesturday so nothing i think
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