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About Me

My name is Wallticamismaximus, but my friends all call me James or Wally for short! If I think something is funny I'll tell you.. If I don't I'll try and do something stupid to make it more funny! I'm a clown.. I love 2 juggle!.. Will juggle anything from juggling balls, rings, clubs, fruit, shoes, pens, electrical tape.. Sometimes all at the same time.. You name it and I've probably tried to juggle it...(except chainsaws...cause they're dangerous!) I play Softball and love it!.. Baseball is shit so dont talk to me bout it!... I love Courtney heaps!.. Shes my best friend.. She is the best!... I love having a good time.. And can never do this at school so naturally i hate school!... Love a good laugh even if its at my own expense which it often is.. Make sure you check out my blog for more stupidity! So yeah that'll do for now!... But dats all about me!...

My Interests

softball...fun...music...clownin...juggling...i cm 2 liv a prtty borin life but im alwaz hektik!!...yeah...

I'd like to meet:

ummm...the living end & steve-o...Penn & Teller... Kris Kremo... the passing zone...patch adams...travis barker... a certain lady named courtney.. o wait already have!..

Music:

*The Living End*Angus & Julia Stone*Arctic Monkeys*Augie March*Billy Talent*Blink182*Cute Is What We Aim For*The Days*End of Fashion*Escape the Fate*Fall Out Boy*The Fray*Goodnight Nurse*Gyroscope*The Getaway Plan*hellogoodbye*Jason Mraz*John Buttler Trio*Kisschasy*The Living End*Metro Station*Missy Higgins*New Found Glory*Paolo Nutini*Panic At The Disco*The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus*Secondhand Serenade*Yellowcard*+44 *did i mention The Living End at all?I'm into a bit of rock... also a bit of an easy listen ryhthm type sorta stuff!...so basically all the bands i have as a friend!

Movies:

empire records...patch adams...jackass n mayB M*A*S*H....

Television:

M*A*S*H...viva la bam... jackass... house... friends... seinfeld... frasier... neighbours...summer hieghts high...

Books:

45&47 Stella Street & everything that happened!... Do~whacky~do

Heroes:

ROGER!...shez ma hero...she'l save me!...i dnt need batman or robin...shes heaps beta!..ELLIOTT... he may not have a cape or wear his underwear on the outsiide of his pants (not that i know of anyway!) but he's heaps kool! always good for a chat! science wouldn't be the same without him!CARINE!...she is hilarious...she has the weirdest laugh though...its so weird its funny...but shes heaps kool!MICHELLE!...bahaha!...she can b real slow but yet so funny!she'd do netin...n doesnt cm 2 care wat ne1 els tinks...she dressed up as a clown n went out in public...not evn id do that!...lol!last but certainly not least...COURTNEY!<3...i love her 2 bits!shes amazin!...she deffin8ly has a wicked sense of humour and can b pure evil @ times...but den she can b the biggest softy with a killer smile...i love her heaps!!

My Blog

Superheroes!

Don't ask me why, but I've been thinking a lot lately about Superheroes! Just something that will pop up in my head every now and then. But I thought I should share my thoughts about the many Mar...
Posted by .wally. on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:33:00 PST

Homeless..

The term homeless would be a term everyone would know. It basically speaks for itself. Home-less. But my dictionaries do not accept that 'homeless' is a word. How would a homeless person feel about th...
Posted by .wally. on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:37:00 PST

Answering Machines and Tombstones

In my times of calling noone I have heard a lot of answering machine messages. There are some really good ones. But there are also some really bad ones. There are the plain and boring ones and the jus...
Posted by .wally. on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:42:00 PST

Becoming a Suicide Bomber

When I was in kindergarten everyone had dreams and aspirations of what they wanted to become when they supposably grew up! There was loads of wannabe Fire Fighters, Police Officers and even Pilots...
Posted by .wally. on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:38:00 PST

Modern Technology..

Its August 20, 2008. The Bejing Olympics is now on my colour television and I am typing on a Windows XP whilst my mobile is recieving text messages every 2 minutes or so. I'm not too sure that th...
Posted by .wally. on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:20:00 PST

Twisted Fairytales

'Once apon a time in a land far, far away...' I'm sure everybody has read a children's book before. They all seem to be roughly the same when they start off. All fairytales occur 'once apon ...
Posted by .wally. on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 07:37:00 PST

I know where babies come from!!

I'm sure when you came of age, your Mummy and Daddy would've sat you down and given you the talk about the birds and the bees! But they didn't tell you were you came from did they? Well luckily f...
Posted by .wally. on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:50:00 PST

I can get you drugs!

Ok, so I have now posted something like 21 blogs. And I know what you are all thinking. That I must be on drugs! And its true I am, but they are prefectly prescribable! I swear! But if you're in the ...
Posted by .wally. on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:15:00 PST

Hilarious Metaphors from NSW Year12 English essays

These are real metaphors from previous answers on HSC English papers. People actually wrote these responses on their papers as if they were normal. Don't use these metaphors, well you can, but you'd b...
Posted by .wally. on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:47:00 PST

Political Satire

So I haven't written one of these lately but I am now. Will be shit so save yourself and don't read it! Although, if I'm wasting my time, you might as well keep going now that you've started! So in th...
Posted by .wally. on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:48:00 PST