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Smoooooooz'n

What's the matter kids? Never seen a giant banana before?

About Me


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My Interests

music, travel, people, art, spongebob squarepants, beards

I'd like to meet:

Budding ship-mates arrrrrr...And, well, most people really. People are pretty interesting. And occasionally fun. I like to meet socially awkward people, they're nearly almost more interesting. It's true. So if you're a socially awkward, fun loving pirate, come say hello! Or just ARRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Music:

Biffy Clyro, Cooper Temple Clause, Pixies, Ballboy, Snow Patrol, Idlewild, The Libertines, Marilyn Manson, Aereogramme, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Hot Hot Heat, The, Ramones, The Sound Explosion, Hell is for Heroes, David Bowie, The Smiths, Kasabian, Sucioperro, The Mars Volta, The Magic Numbers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mogwai, Belle and Sebastian, Willy Mason

Books:

Join Me - Danny Wallace, The Crow Road - Iain Banks, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit - Jeanette Winterson, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie - Muriel Spark

Heroes:

Jesus, Richard Whitely, Bob Geldof, Danny Wallace, Marilyn Manson

My Blog

James Bond partayyyy...

... was fun last night. And here we have some highlights that I stole from Alice. I think the mansion boys look especially dashing.         This isn't at all related.. but meet...
Posted by Smoooooooz'n on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

Drunken memory loss..

Is a frightening business. Thankfully, I tend to get off lightly, generally just falling asleep when it gets too much, whether that be on Tom and Michael's floor, on Rory's lap or where ever. But, whi...
Posted by Smoooooooz'n on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

monkeys in the courtyard

I just had a very strange dream. It involved really big monkeys with teeth and claws in the courtyard. Really really big nasty monkeys. Like.. reeeeaaaally big. You have no idea how big they were. And...
Posted by Smoooooooz'n on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:28:00 PST

back home...

Well here I be, home again for the weekend... this time with Rory for company which is grand. We're looking after the pets and the house while my mum's away.. and are mostly just making a mess. Heh. ...
Posted by Smoooooooz'n on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST

look, it's me.

So it turns out I've had this for a while and hadn't realised. Oh well, here I am now.   And I feel the need to report on the horrific thing that happened to me last night. So picture the s...
Posted by Smoooooooz'n on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:39:00 PST