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Simon

Suck my balls.

About Me

"Im amazing." - Simon Adams (ca. January 01, 2008)

My Interests

Muay thai boxing.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's dirty and nasty (but who'll still let me romance them).

Her smile floors me.

Music:

It doesnt matter what music i listen to, nor does what you listen to matter to me.

Movies:

Hitch.
The Great Happiness Space.

Television:

Scrubs, Cowboy BeBop, Samurai Jack, Full Metal Panic, Zoids, Full Metal Alchemist etc etc. yea, i like shonen haha..

Heroes:

My mum, who pretty much raised twins all by herself. She has made me who I am today, and even though sometimes she frustrates me, I know she only has my best interests at heart.

The twin sister. She is a fanny (haha), but I love her.

Legend.

My Blog

A Change Of Pace

Geez, it is really late, but I havent written a blog in ages, sorry for any mistake or poor writing.I guess in the past when I wrote a blog it was reaction of me being pissed off more at life than at ...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:11:00 PST

Societies Ironies.

Im absolutely sick of society. A society that is too fucking busy complaining about issues than addressing them. Of a society that is being bent over by global warming, HIV/aids, the police state, wor...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST

Mitchel And Webb, Perfect For The Apple/Mac Debate?

So, finally we have been flooded with the Mac propaganda that is the "Im a Mac, Im a PC" adverts in the UK. There is a twist of course, Apple corp. have pussy whipped David Mitchell and Robert Webb (p...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Princess Diana

Died.Years ago.Why are people still going on about her?... "she did loads charity work",... apparently?So. Fuckin. What.WHAT ELSE WAS SHE REALLY GOING TO DO WITH HER TIME?She was some snotty princes w...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:29:00 PST

Gotta Love The Banter Jade Goodey Gives Us

Racism is fucking shitty, I hate intolerance, I live with it every day here. The UK is about as tolerant as God in a porno convention with a pink rubber dildo gas action machine gun. I am not a racist...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

Heres why i dont partake in Christmas festivities.

First of all, i would like to point out that I will negate the notion that Christmas has been reduced to nothing more than a corporate staged event, aimed at doing nothing but emptying the wallets of ...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

A Lengthy Haitus

I have decided resume blogging my general distastes after a lengthy haitus. The long winter nights are setting in, its gonna get real cold, the TV is undoubtedly gonna get a lot poorer than it is (exc...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

"Now, are you SURE you don't rape or beat your children?"

(asume all numbers are in British currency myspace clearly doesnt want to acknowledge the dwindling British economy and wont let me use the pound sign.)So kids, was on eBay tonight, happily gazing at ...
Posted by Simon on Sun, 14 May 2006 01:57:00 PST

The Live 8y Million That Could Have Been

I have been meaning to write about this for a while now and I only regained the incentive after seeing a t-shirt companies advert selling a 'makeBONOhistory' t-shirt (which in itself is quite genius)...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:29:00 PST