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Detective Spookypants

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to spend my weekends huddled into the corner of my bathroom bare naked crying and holding my self in a fetal position.I am also world champion brain wrestler. Don't make me prove it fools.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Red&black girl

My Interests

Breakfast.... Lunch..... and Dinner!

I'd like to meet:

Women who dress like this!

Music:

- KMFDM - Pig - Presets - The Organ - Sisters of Mercy - Yeah Yeah Yeahs - The Birthday Massacre - In Flames - Samael - RJD2 - Band of Horses - Kasabian - The Editors - The Killers - Spoon - Archers of Loaf - Cradle of Filth - Type O Negative - Ratatat - The Stranglers - Machines of Loving Grace - Pantera (R.I.P) - Morphine (R.I.P) - DJ Shadow - Dark Tranquility - Goldfrapp - The Pixies - Metric - The Knife - Shapeshifters - Cold War Kids - The Muse - Shiny Toy Guns - The Sounds - All the good old 80's europoppy shit

Movies:

Battle Royale, V for Vendetta, Sin City, One missed call, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Big Trouble in Little China, Iron Monkey, Brotherhood of the Wolf, American Pycho, Cowboy Bebop, Spiderman, Gladiator, Troy, Event Horizon, In the mouth of maddness, Requiem For A Dream, Magnolia, Close Encounters, Snatch, The Shining, Alien, Silence Of The Lambs, The Exorcist, Omen, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's, Run Lola Run, Boogie Nights, Bonnie & Clyde, Its A Wonderful Life, Scarface, The Godfather, The Terminator, Die Hard, To Kill A Mockingbird, High Tension, Trainspotting, Pretty In Pink, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Books:

Any and all books i write.

My Blog

Sorry everyone - haven't been on for awhile.

Haven't been on for awhile.Like about 30 days - but i have a beard and mustache now so you should all be happy. Also my cat has been acting cool.  So i guess i like it again.
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:17:00 PST

They all laughed

When I was in Pre-schoolonce (or perhaps more than once)I recall wetting my pants. But if there were other timesI can't remember them now.Only this one occasion. You see, me and about 15 ofmy classmat...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

The naked hula-dancer in grandmas kitchen

Grandmas kitchen.Grandma Templetons kitchen. It smells like some kind of hot, wet meat. Like a sweating pig corpse. Once in your kitchen windowI saw a moth that must have beenthe size of my hand. And ...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

Escape

The snowfall hereis unending. In this place i smellnothing but the blood and it burns my throatwith its dry coldness. Yet in this blizzardi find a power thatis untapped. A person inside of myselfdrunk...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Freedom

Keep me here.Don't let me go - but nevertouch me. Keep your distance andkeep yourself. The sun always eclipsesthe lunar landscape,tampered with for thebenifits of improvment. Making right the incorrec...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:44:00 PST

Loss dream

I have just escaped Hiding in a garage behind an SUV - there are names written on the wall I was part of something important, but that died with my friends There is snow outside and someones waiting f...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

Lucid Dreaming

For the last 10 years or so I've been keeping a notebook at my bedside - so that when i wake up i can instantly write down whatever dream I had just had. I figured it would be kinda fun to just start ...
Posted by Detective Spookypants on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:13:00 PST