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I am here for Friends

About Me

I am married. To a woman, her name is Kellie. She smells nice. I have a dog, his name is Ben. His paws smell like puppy. I have a job. It's at AFPI. Sometimes it smells like chemicals.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you...and Kathy Griffin. In the back ally. You can help me duct tape her to the garbage bin. Thursday at 8pm. I'll bring sandwiches and juice boxes.

My Blog

My BFF...

Can a sibling be considered a Best Friend? You can’t pick who you are related to, but you can decide how strong the bond is between you and your family. It can be argued that you will not face m...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:43:00 GMT

BFF Quiz Round 2- Updated with Answers

Answers are here!What the Fart did you say?1. TSTT?A. To stoned to talkB. That steak’s too toughC. That slut’s too trashyD. To stored to tweakPaul’s comment: Add one part illegal sub...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Steroids in Sports-When a Black and White Issue Becomes Grey: Part 1

Should there be any allowance for the use (not abuse) of steroids in professional sports? Most people will emphatically yell "NO!" However, lets look at one scenario that might give this stance a seco...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:10:00 GMT

Top Ten SNES Games

This list was harder. A lot of great games for this system.   10. Tetris & Dr. Mario (Two great games in one. Hard to pass up.) 9. F-Zero (First game that made me feel "Wow this system is dif...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:52:00 GMT

Top Ten Worst Nintendo Games.

10. Ghostbusters (When can I do cool stuff?)9. Ironsword (Fabio, you sold my mom on that smut novel, but I see through your charade)8. Bad Dudes (These dudes are totally lame! Just another Double Drag...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:21:00 GMT

Top Ten NES Games

10. Friday the 13th (Jason you are a delicious bastard to my thumbs)9. Excite Bike (Nothing better than making a custom track of dirt patches)8. Super Mario 3 (Flying with a racoon tail? Thank you sir...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:43:00 GMT