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Curvycreation

I can see straight through your bullshit with one of my eyes closed!

About Me

More on me:Single, Big & Beautiful, Black Woman. Age and location to your left. I don’t have any children, but would like to have many, one day. I have a great sense of humor and am just looking to have great, fun, exciting, and memorable moments. Besides my outrageous personality, I’m really a laid back/lax type of person. Sometimes I'm a bit offensive, but it's all in fun. Lighten up! Life's too short to. My idea of fun is going out to dinner, watching the stars or the sunset, hitting up a movie or just sharing funny stories. I have more than my share! So if you have a funny story to share or a joke, please feel free to send me one.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, Movie Nights, hanging out with friends, and just relaxing at home.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a great sense of humor! Oh yeah, and Morris Chestnut & Ludacris.My type of Man:Strong, independent, not afraid of commitment, open and likes to have a good time. A sense of humor is very important. You don’t need to be a comedian, but please be able to take a joke. Tall, dark and handsome with strong arms…Arms are my weakness.

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Music:

Anything I can sing to. That's mostly R & B. Every once in a while I'll throw in a lil Trina to spice it up!

Movies:

You tole Harpo to beat me! THE COLOR PURPLE BAD BOYS I & II Where's number III??? O Happy Day --- SISTER ACT II. I'm sure I'm missing so many more. I love movies.

Television:

Making the Band, Hells Kitchen, So you think you Can Dance, America's Next Top Model, Seinfeld, Wheel of Fortune, Girlfriends, AFV, & and just about anything else.

Books:

Anything by JETTE BROWN. Make sure you buy her Newly Released Book titled "His Better Half" It's a MUST READ!!! Find it at Barnes & Nobles or Amazon.com

Heroes:

My Mommy!

My Blog

HIS BETTER HALF- Jette Brown!!!

HIS BETTER HALF- BY JETTE BROWN  (Barnes & Noble) Go out and get this book!   It's a must read.  I could not put the book down.  I laughed and cussed all in the first chap...
Posted by Curvycreation on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Club Bounce vs Club Hush

My girls and I went out to Club Hush (a.k.a. Club Shut Yo Muthafuckin Mouth) last night. We decided to try something new because we had been becoming Club Bounce Regulars (we can't help it, it's so m...
Posted by Curvycreation on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

Is it just sex?

He woke up the next morning to his dick throbbing up against her ass. She was still asleep as she laid wrapped in his arms, her back agains his chest, her ass against his dick and her thighs intert...
Posted by Curvycreation on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

I feel like Dancing...

You ever feel like dancing in your seat?  I do.  I want to dance right now, but there's no music on.  The song I hear in my head is the one by Jamie Foxx.  I don't know the name of...
Posted by Curvycreation on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:14:00 PST

Funny, but true

  WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One, who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One, who thinks before he speaks, One who...
Posted by Curvycreation on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

I love my beautiful black men

I love beautiful black men   Picture perfect sexy men Gorgeous smiles, Healthy grins   I love my men with big strong arms A little height, but brings represents no harm   Men with sexy ...
Posted by Curvycreation on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

Men

Men    When I was young, I used toWatch behind the curtainsAs men walked up and down the street. Wino men, old men.Young men sharp as mustard.See them. Men are alwaysGoing som...
Posted by Curvycreation on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

Having Great Sex & finding her G-Spot

Nothing makes a hard day's work swing by faster than the promise of good sex come evening. To keep it fresh and ripe, you gotta try new things in the bedroom. Otherwise your sex could become routine.W...
Posted by Curvycreation on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

Having Great Sex & finding her G-Spot

Nothing makes a hard day's work swing by faster than the promise of good sex come evening. To keep it fresh and ripe, you gotta try new things in the bedroom. Otherwise your sex could become routine.W...
Posted by Curvycreation on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

Respect a Black Woman By Ebony Zeigler

Respecting a black womanIs so easy to do.If you respect a black womanShe'll respect you. Respecting a black womanAnd yourself in time,You'll soon realizethat respect is real easy to find. Respecting a...
Posted by Curvycreation on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:47:00 PST