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About Me

I'm a large man. I only have myspace to find midgets and add them as my friends. I have a nicer apartment than anyone you know. I tried celibacy once. I am a model. I shake so fast my lips go blub blub blub. I light it up. I am my own personal chef. I am a nudist and exibitionist. I like to go to other countries and act like I live there. My hair is too long. I buy chicken more than gas. My clout has the persuasive power of Joe Pecshi. I am better than anyone in this fucking town. I hang out with draft dodgers from vietnam. I drink Beck's. Chances are I am more intelligent than you. Most recent plan is to move to Kansas to become a farmer.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i would probably like to meet FALCO... for those of you who dont know who he is... he was a german pop singer from the 80's... the most rediculous person ever... and i would love to meet a nice girl... one that i can bring home to my mommy.... along with this i would like to meet george michael, steven seagal, lou reed, trey parker and matt stone, fred savage, the artist formerly known as prince, boy george, molly ringwald, and mel gibson so i could tell him how much of a fucking sellout he is... just kidding... wait, no i am not, mel gibson sucks
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Music:

John Lennon. Van Morrison. The Doors. The Doobie Brothers. The Beatles. The Mamas and The Papas. Widespread Panic. Slightly Stoopid. Buju Banton. Soul Coffin. Sizzla. The Postal Service. Cake. The Cure. The Ramones. Jack Johnson. Neil Young. Queen. David Bowie. The Cranberries. OASIS. Perry Como. DRESDEN DOLLS. Jeff Buckley. Semisonic. Styx. Toadies. Rusted Root. Snow. Falco. Pearl Jam. U2. O.A.R. And Katie.... My music is my life... i can't fit my life in here...

Movies:

Boondock Saints... Ong Bak... Ju-on... A Tale of two Sisters... The Corner of your Eye... Dead and Breakfast... The Candy Snatchers... The Darkness...

Television:

Family Guy...

Books:

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Virginia Blues

I came to Virginia with every intention of having a good time. As sad as I was to say it, I left behind just about everything I have in this world in NC. Everything I care about. But...
Posted by marc on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:45:00 PST

Mel Gibson Has Fans?

Yesterday afternoon, I sat down at the computer to check my myspace. To my dismay, a representative of the Mel Gibson Fan Club, messaged me in regards to my blog that I posted nearly 8 months ag...
Posted by marc on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

you know your from philly when...

You Know You're From Philadelphia When...You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice. You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie". You hate the Redskins You hate Dallas. You r...
Posted by marc on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

a few of my favorite things...

I am vaguely and very seldom reminded of things that make life such amazing. I feel sometimes that try to make other people happy so much, that I barely ever spend time on making myself happy.&n...
Posted by marc on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

back to the real world...

And so I woke up this morning, rolled over, and realized that it was yet another day of absolute hell. I have been on restriction for 19 days so far, and I cannot wait to get off. During t...
Posted by marc on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:04:00 PST

my top 8

TOP 8 1. Constance2. Kristian3. Derek4. Melissa5. Emily6. Allen7. Nick8. Jenilee----------- The Questions: 1) How did you meet 6? through this girl mandi...2) Why are you friends with 3? til the day i...
Posted by marc on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 09:54:00 PST

kill mel gibson...

I have taken it upon myself to eradicate Mel Gibson from the face of the planet. Mel Gibson, will still be able to make movies for approximately 20 more years. In that case, I find it suff...
Posted by marc on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:46:00 PST

fourth of july...

As you celebrate Independence Day this year, I want you to take in what this special holiday is really about. The 4th of July is about fireworks and blowing fingers off of your hands. It is about gett...
Posted by marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am fuckin' smashed .2...

So yes the general consensus I got from the population (90% retarded) from my get rich (Richy Motha Fuckin' Rich) quick scheme was pretty chizzled. People like to hear me speak. So here is my plan aft...
Posted by marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am fuckin' smashed...

So here is my plan to get rich 'quick'. Because really how much better would life be with tons of cash money!? So first off i join a rock band, like a NJ big hair bar band. (jersey folk you know w...
Posted by marc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST