Brett

You know whats even better then french fries... is those damn fries you can buy at the grocery store in the shape of smiles. See not only are they incredibly cute, but they have mashed potatoes on the inside and crispy exterior. The only bad thing about them is the utter and complete guilt I get when I eat them. Sometimes when im lonely at night, I will cook a few of those cute bastards and cuddle with them, read to them... give them all the attention they deserve...