Captain Marcus Longbeard - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm 22, and a bit, years old. Rubbish...
I am the man you need to speak to if you would like your life twisted in a random way, for instance a 46 degree angle to the left. I was born in the seven seas on board the Blood Vessel, one of the scurviest ships ever to have sailed the vast oceans of our world. Shortly after setting up a pirate radio on board this vessel I came to find myself washed ashore at Lowestoft Pier. My specialities are being weird, confused, bewildered, and lathargic - although I don't really notice the last one.
My musical aspirations come from unlikely sources such as nine inch nails, alice in chains, depeche mode, pearl jam, aphex twin, radiohead, queen adreena, bill bailey, Flight of the Conchords, and LCD sound system. I hope to one day pass on my knowledge to a society of small rodents who will take control of this site and finish off this "about me" section.

This is my nemesis: Evil Marcus. Watch out for him, he looks exactly like me, accept he's fat!
I'd like to meet:
God, just so it could straighten out a few questions I have.
If God's busy I'll settle for anyone who can spell the word 'disslexya', I mean 'dyslecksia', I mean 'dys' - oh fuck it.
...Also a really good psychologist would be good to know.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/10/2006
Influences:
Fate, Destiny, True Love, Karma, Escaping reality, Comedy, Piracy...

Films:
True Romance (No. 1), then Finding Nemo, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, T2, Star Wars Trilogy (original), Indiana Jones trilogy, Blade 1, Matrix 1, Lost in Translation, Vanilla Skies,
Kung Pow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black pearl & Dead Man's Chest, Gremlins 1&2, Back to the Future trilogy, Evil Dead trilogy + all other zombie movies. And of course, all the old school Disney movies.
Heroes:
Captain Planet, he reduces polution down to zero.
Also Spotty from Super Ted. I have always felt that it was cruel to name this poor chap after his acne. I think that as he has lived his life without getting any complex's about his spots thanks to people calling him 'Spotty' that he is indeed a hero who should never be forgotten - along side the memory man.

Sounds Like:
You are a Pirate!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Happy Birthday

Sore head, sparse memories, liver pains, pictures of me doing silly things. That's right. It's that time of year when we all celebrate 9/11. Obviously not the Al-Quada terrorist act but something far ...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

9 months on the move...

hey finally i have found a place that i can call home. after 9 months of moving from place to place and after staying in a dive in hammersmith my sister and i have found a great place to live. I ...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:14:00 PST

Banned!

Hahahaha, just been banned from my first pub in London. Excellent! Upon ordering three pints of stella in a goth bar, the barmaid miss heard me (probably due to the music being up too loud) and got me...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

New Guitar!!!

I got a new guitar! I'm so happy. This means the innevitable appearence of my new band is one step closer. I cannot wait! Big love, The Marcus
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:33:00 PST

New job...

To any persons that I work with I'm about to tell you some bad news. Sunday the 17th will be the last shift I do with you as I'm starting a new job on the 19th. I know you guys understand where I am c...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

Penguins!!!

Got so very drunk last night and broke into Banham Zoo to try and liberate the monkeys. Couldn't find any animals though because they were all asleep (it was one in the morning) which was needless to ...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:12:00 PST

A new start...

So The Shite Wipes, my little bundle of joy, has finally come to an end. It's been great fun playing with the band and we've had some wonderful gigs and feed back, but all good things must come to an ...
Posted by Captain Marcus Longbeard on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST