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Random Booga Facts
Booga's Metabolism can convert Whiskey into Riboflavin
Booga is Donald Fagans Son
Booga Owns Two Lumber Yards but he's not sure where they are
At an Autograph signing at a local movie premere Booga met Micheal J. Fox and shook his hand Micheal hasn't been right since.
Booga went to a battered womens shelter in Rwanda seeing all the women with black eyes he turned and walked away laughing his ass off saying to himself "what have I done?!"
Tom Sellick's Mustache is made of Booga's pubic hairs
Booga can do Squat Thrusts with his bozak
Booga Stood outside with an Areosal can for 12 years constantly spraying into the atmosphere to cause Global Warming not to melt all the polar ice caps but to help boost Al Gore's movie career.
Booga takes a dump then stands up snaps his fingers and says "Do it" Keifer Sutherland pops out from behind the shower curtain and wipes Booga's ass with new 5 year "24" season contract
Booga can piss his name in the snow with no hands
Booga told King Kong he had a bigger dick than him King Kong started laughing hysterically, then cried like a baby after Booga showed him.
Booga once won a staring contest with Professer Steven Hawking
Booga once at Kev-Zero's Turducken and shitted it back out as a bald eagle.
Booga went into a burger king and ordered a Big Mac he didn't get it so he went outside and bitched at the BurgerKing so hard it shrank into a Dairy Queen
The Stingray that Killed the Crocodile Hunter actually escaped from Booga's personal Aquarium.and still at large.
Booga installed a Stairwell up to Heaven not to inspire Led Zepplin but just to piss Christopher Reeves off!
Booga spent the last week of Terri Schiavo's life at her bedside stroking her hair, Holding her hand, praying for her salvation singing bible hymns and holding a Snickers Bar in front of her face the Whole time...(ya that was bad I know)
Every year on Arborday Booga volunteers as a LumberJack. (He's that much of an Asshole!)
Booga fucked the Olson Twins before they we're Famous.
Booga filmed the Saddam Hussain hanging on his cellphone.
Booga predicted that Milli Vanilli's "Blame it on the Rain" will outsell Bing Crosby's "White Christmas" to Casey Casem on the radio last week. Casey Casem laughed until his lungs bled Booga replied "Time is gonna tell on that one asshole!" then he stared at him till his Head Exploded. Booga then left the radiostation lit up a square and said "All in a days work"
Booga reads the Articles
Booga doesn't wear a belt or Suspenders instead he has Richard Simmons follow him everywhere he goes holding up his pants for him.
Booga can Pole Vault the Empire State building...with his Dick!
Booga Climbed Mt.Everest on his Tippie Toes
Booga Tugged on Supermans cape, Spit into the Wind, Pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger...He hasn't gotten to "Slim" yet
Booga Settled the Iran Contra Peace talks from his couch in Florida by Morse Code.
Booga won the Finals on every Season of MTV's "Yo Momma" by Proxy
On an Outtake from American Idol; two seasons ago. Booga got on the stage and lipsynced "Feelings" by Tony Orlando. He Jumped on the Judges Table and Farted right in Simon's face. He then turned and looked at Paula Abdul pointed at her and said "Next Show is at 3:30"
There's a missing Episode of Star Trek right After the first Pilot "The Cage" and before the first episode. It's only 3 minutes long A mysterious Charactor named "Booga" from City Alpha 5 Hailed the Enterprise and told captain Pike to "Sit Down and Shut the Fuck up"... it was never aired.
Booga hated Cigarettes until he saw his first No Smoking Sign.
Booga did a Bookreport on Shakespear's Hamlet in 8th grade. The Paper said simply "This Hamlet guy is a Motherfucker...The End" he got an A+
Booga once shot down a Jet Airliner with a Supersoaker
Booga doesn't do Christopher Walken impression's in fact Christopher Walken is merely doing a Shitty Booga Impression
Booga sold Napoleon Dynamite that Time Machine that zapped his nuts.
The Scene in "The Departed" where Jack Nicholson is in the Jerkhut and Stuffs the Black dildo in Matt Damons face is actually an excert from Booga's memoires. I believe the chapter was "Booga's 2nd Grade Field Trip"
Booga Exumed "Grant" from Grant's Tomb. He keeps his Xbox games there
When Booga Sneezes God stickes his head through the clouds and says..."Gezundheit"
When Booga Drinks Whiskey he doesn't get Drunk. The Whiskey get's "Booga'd"
In a Texas Holdem Tournament in Rhode Island Booga won the hand with a Foodstamp,a Captain D's, Coupon and three parking tickets
on Febuary 1, 2003 Booga Called up Mr.Submarine for lunch and ordered a "Columbia Toasted" (I know Im going to hell)
in a fall Sebatacle up in Seattle Booga visited friend Kurt Cobain where they got totally wasted and Booga Started playing "Head like a hole"-NIN while Airguitaring. Kurt Cobain's head exploded out of sheer amazment.
Booga doesn't have to kill anyone to impress Jodi Foster
Booga popped Brook Hogan's cherry on her Couch while Hulk Watched, cheered him on and said "Give her the Black Shampoo Brother!"