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Anessassary

This course is guaranteed to make you bad

About Me

People often infer too much and forget to look at what's truly important or beautiful. They take each other for granted... I'm just not like that.Oh yeah. And wearing pants is for suckers.

My Interests

being kind to animals, mid-century modern, Chinese Cresteds, SPACE AGE, CHRISTMAS, Atomic 50's stuff, Japanese Chins and dogs in general, peruzing petfinder.com, www.crest-care.com, purple Sweet Tart hearts, tuxedo cat love, corn dogs, CHRISTMAS, brass knuckles, Niagara Falls, salami, unicorn magick, June Cleaver, Papillon dogs, sharpees, ginghers, obsolete cameras, making stuff, reading, decorating, taking perfect pictures, capes, cupcakes, considering the possibility of learning to knit (fuck it - i did it and i actually like it), being fat, lactating, not being fat, being fat, NINTENDO, thrift stores, junk stores, antique malls, flea markets, dog shows, photographing dogs, ebay, russian history, history of industrial design, history of photography and modern art in general, reese cup christmas trees and easter eggs, my hot glue gun, ignoring my cell phone, cleaning my room, not cleaning my room, record collecting and snuggling w/ my dogs and my cats. I also really like it when it's super hot and the dirt turns into dust. Then you go swimming. That's good too.

I'd like to meet:

A manticore but I guess I'd settle for a unicorn.

Music:

Yes please. All the time. Records mostly.

Movies:

Fuck movies, I like all the same pretentious shit you like. I'm designating this space for FOOD.Food is really my favorite thing. I've spent the last year of my life being poor and hungry, so food tends to consume me. There should be a WHOLE category on here dedicated souly to food. Mmmmmm soul food. But I digress. CORNBREAD. I love food more than my cat and my dog combined. In fact, I would like to eat my dog and my cat combined on a bun. I love food: Junior bacon cheeseburger, west virginia hot dog, swiss cheese, bread n' butter pickles (especially on grilled cheese), french fries w/ chicken gravy, corn on the cob, anything made by Lara Yazvac, corn pops, pop tarts, sweet tarts, skor bars, MILK (totally underrated) Pizza of all sorts, anything even remotely involving ricotta, kangaroo steak, junior bacon cheeseburger, everything bagels, Indian. Dude seriously, Indian food. MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THIS JUST IN: SWISS CAKE ROLLS ARE THE NEW BLACK. THEY WILL BE THE NEWEST ANESSASSARY ACCESSORY THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON! Remember kids, CONSUMPTION IS MY NUMBER ONE GOAL!

Television:

I threw it out the window. No really, you wanna come over sometime?

Books:

Mostly nonfiction and personal essay. I have a definite interest in flashy coffee table photography books (particularly design and fashion based). I also DEFINITELY love science fantasy (bares personal entrance to the layer of geekdom), Russian wrist slashers and tons children's stuff: the Little Prince, Narnia Chronicles, Ender's Game, Wrinkle in Time, Lloyd Alexander any Roald Dahl, Philip Pullman (the Golden Compass) and of course any Harry Potter - I'm a TOTAL Harry Pothead

Heroes:

Mr. Winkle & Wheelie Willy

My Blog

I win at life

Because I wrote this:You know Everything she Wants is a Heartbeat. Like a Baby. Freedom would come If You were There. To have Heartbeat is not a Credit Card Baby. The Bad Boys cant be your Careless Wh...
Posted by Anessassary on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

My Secret

A composed veteran of drinking and personality management, I'm truly a bleeding heart.  My champion is always the underdog and empathy pours from every vessel of my body.  My family is my sa...
Posted by Anessassary on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:25:00 PST

Marc Bolan says

Metal guru meets Mystic Lady.  They strike at the  ball and its a Spaceball Richochet & a Slider falling through Diamond Meadows.  But they ignore it and Rock On through the Mambo Sun&...
Posted by Anessassary on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:39:00 PST

Solos John Cale

Seriously - why can't more people get into the early solo stuff?  Paris 1919.  Amazing.
Posted by Anessassary on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:22:00 PST

One of many summaries

Winter:  the time of the season when summertime lies just out of reach.  One day I'll say goodbye to this smokey day - all the while knowing that I'll keep trying. Sometimes,  I look ba...
Posted by Anessassary on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:48:00 PST