I'd like to meet:
People of the non-asshole/bitch variety.
Movies:
Everyone has their vices, mine is movies:
8 Mile.
12 Monkeys.
13 Going On 30.
40-Year Old Virgin.
50 First Dates.
Addams Family.
Addams Family Values.
Airheads.
Alien.
Aliens.
Alien: Resurrection.
Alien vs Predator.
Ali G Indahouse.
Altered States.
American Beauty.
American Pie.
American Pie 2.
American Pie 3.
Anchorman.
Animal House.
Back to the Future.
Back to the Future 2.
Back to the Future 3.
Baseketball.
Beetlejuice.
Better off Dead.
Big.
Big Fish.
The Big Hit.
Boogie Nights.
Big Trouble in Little China.
The Boondock Saints.
The Bourne Identity.
The Bourne Supremacy.
Bram Stokers Dracula.
Bring It On.
Bruce Almighty.
Bruce Campbell vs The Army of Darkness.
The Burbs.
Caddyshack
Can't Hardly Wait.
Casino Royale.
The Cell.
Chappelle's Show: Season 1.
Clash of the Titans.
Clue.
Commando.
Conan the Barbarian.
Conan the Destroyer.
Constantine.
Copycat.
The Count of Monte Cristo.
The Craft.
Creepshow.
Creepshow 2.
The Crow.
Da Ali Show: Season 1.
Dark City.
Dead Like Me: Season 1.
Dead Like Me: Season 2.
Dead Poets Society.
Desperado.
Detroit Rock City.
The Devil's Advocate.
The Devil's Rejects.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Dodgeball.
Dogma.
Dragnet.
Ducktales: Season 1.
Ducktales: Season 2.
Dumb and Dumber.
Duplex.
Edward Scissorhands.
Empire Records.
Event Horizon.
Evolution.
The Exorcist.
Family Guy: The Stewie Griffin Story.
Fargo.
The Fast and the Furious.
The Fast and the Furious 2: Too Fast, Too Furious.
Father Goose.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
The Fifth Element.
A Fish Called Wanda.
Fletch Lives.
Forrest Gump.
Freddy vs Jason.
From Dusk Till Dawn.
From Hell.
The Fugitive.
Galaxy Quest.
Gangs of New York.
Gladiator.
Ghostbusters.
Ghost Ship.
The Girl Next Door.
The Godfather.
The Goonies.
The Grudge.
Halloween.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
Hatchet.
Heavy Metal.
Hellboy.
Hellraiser.
Hellraiser: Hellbound.
Highlander.
The Hills Have Eyes.
His Girl Friday.
Hitch.
House of 1000 Corpses.
House on Haunted Hill.
The Incredibles.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Invader Zim: Season 1.
Invader Zim: Season 3.
It.
The Italian Job.
Jackal.
Jackass: The Movie.
Love Actually.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Jaws.
Jaws 2.
Jeepers Creepers.
The Karate Kid.
Kill Bill.
Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
A Knight's Tale.
Kung Fu Hustle.
Labyrinth.
The Last Starfighter.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Legally Blonde.
Legend.
Life.
Little Nicky.
Little Shop of Horrors.
The Lost Boys.
Man on the Moon.
Mars Attacks.
Mean Girls.
The Money Pit.
Miss Congeniality.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Mr. Hollands Opus.
Mystery Men.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Night at the Roxbury.
Nightbreed.
A Nightmare on Elm Street.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge.
The Ninth Gate.
Not Another Teen Movie.
Nothing But Trouble.
O Brother Where Art Thou.
Ocean's Eleven.
Office Space.
Old School.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Orgazmo.
The Omen.
PCU.
The Phantom of the Opera.
Pirates of the Caribbean and the Curse of the Black Pearl.
Pirates of the Caribbean and the Dead Man's Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean at the World's End.
Pleasantville.
Poltergeist.
Poltergeist 2.
Poltergeist 3.
Predator.
Predator 2.
The Princess Bride.
Pulp Fiction.
Real Genius.
Red Dragon.
Reign of Fire.
Revenge of the Nerds.
Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise.
The Riddick Chronicles: Pitch Black, Black Fury, The Chronicles of Riddick.
Rock Star.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Rudy.
Saint.
Saved.
Scarface.
School of Rock.
Secret Window.
Shaun of the Dead.
Shawshank Redemption.
Shrek.
Shrek 2.
The Shining.
Silent Hill.
Sin City.
Sleepy Hallow.
Spawn: Season 3.
Spiderman.
Spiderman 2.
Spinal Tap.
Stargate.
Star Trek: First Contact.
Starship Troopers.
Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones.
Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.
Star Wars IV: A New Hope.
Star Wars V: Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi.
Stuck on You.
Superbad.
Super Troopers.
Swordfish.
Terminator.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: 1973.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: 2003.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Beginning.
The Thing.
Thirteen Ghosts.
Tommyknockers.
TopGun.
Total Recall.
Transformers.
Transformers: The Movie.
The Transporter.
Tremors.
Tremors: Aftershocks.
Tremors: Back to Perfection.
Tremors: The Legend Begins.
Twilight Zone: The Movie.
Undercover Brother.
Underworld.
Underworld: Evolution.
Van Wilder.
V For Vendetta.
Wedding Crashers.
The Wedding Singer.
The Whole Nine Yards.
Willow.
Wizards.
X-Men 2.
Young Frankenstein.
Young Guns.
Young Guns 2.
Books:
I'm actually reading the Harry Potter books.