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PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!! Because... when was the last time you seen ninja's with their own wenches?!?!?!

About Me


The beginning of a new life. As a result of underlying circumstances transformation and change. Major changes. The end of a phase in life which has served its purpose. Abrupt and complete change of circumstances, way of life and patterns of behaviour due to past events and actions. Alterations.Fresh hope and renewal. Healing of old wounds. Hope. renewal of faith and hope. Spiritual love. A mental and physical broadening of horizons. Promise and fulfillment. inspiration. Influence over others. Vigour and confidence. Protection.

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My Interests

Going to parties, throwing parties, hitting up the bars, humping legs (LEG HUMPING ALL AROUND!), Street teaming for bands and going to FREE shows woo hoo, watching me some boxing, hockey games, i love art(a starry night by vincent van gogh is my favorite!!!), high rides, keg stands, tittie bars, hot dirty porn, going to the movies, hanging with my friends, poetry, camping, hunting, cooking, dancing(usually just the drunk off my ass on top of tables dancing hehe), i LOVE sushi (it's my new obsession), breaking the law, video games (always gonna love the original nintendo though....... but i LOVE LOVE LOVE my ps2), car shows (I love trans-ams baby!!!!!... a 1978 or 1979 Trans am... and i love the 63 vette stingray too), hot wild sex, and hot wild sex while doing any of the previously mentioned activities!!!

Music:

NUDE!!! Slayer!!!!!!!, Sinai Beach, Iron Maiden , Blood Has Been Shed, KISS, Dokken, Unearth, The Beatles, ADayInTheLife, Dee Snider, 40 Below Summer, Ed Gein, Nevermore, Six Feet Under, Soulfly, Dry Kill Logic, Opeth, Morbid Angel, Soilwork, Strapping Young Lad, KMFDM, 69 Eyes, Chimaira, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dusty Springfield, Urge Overkill, Custom, Killswitch Engage, Sick Puppies, Evanescence, K's Choice, Goldfinger, Beatles, Three Days Grace, The Coasters, Alexz Johnson, April March, Dillinger Escape Plan, Hatebreed, Pepper, The Hunger, Tom Petty, Theory of a Deadman, Crossfade, Hurt, Atreyu, All that remains, Dragonforce, Avenged Sevenfold, 30 Seconds To Mars, Life of Agony, Sepultura, Acacia Strain, Norma Jean, Motorhead, Corrosion of Conformity, Aerosmith, Otep, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Lacuna Coil, Danzig, Twisted Sister, Misfits, Violent Femmes, Silverchair, CKY, Bob Marley, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Kansas, Cream, The Cure, Ramones, Save Ferris, Offspring, Buckcherry, Sublime, Poison, Cinderella, ICP, Lords of Acid, Megadeth, Foreigner, Journey, 311, Guns N Roses, Godsmack, Queensryche, Suicidal Tendancies, AC/DC, Alice In Chains, Alter Bridge, Anthrax, Rolling Stones, Bob Dillon, The Ramones, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Jane's Addiction, Judas Priest, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Led Zepplin, Tool, Sevendust, Stone Temple Pilots, Motley Crue, Mudvayne, Filter, Fear Factory, Pink Floyd, POD, The Who, Weezer, Def Leppard, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Skid Row, White Zombie, Scorpions, Pantera, and a shitload more....

Movies:

The Crow, NATURAL BORN KILLERS (BEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME BITCHEZZZZ), QUENTIN TARRENTINO MOVIES (PULP FICTION, RESERVOIR DOGS, YOU GET THE IDEA...), Across The Universe, Indiana Jones, Donnie Darko, Clockwork Orange, Cecil B. Demented, Four Rooms, The Running Man, Tombstone, Lucky Number Slevin, The Evil Dead movies and Army of Darkness, 11:14, KIDS, Grindhouse, The Big Labowski, GO, Pi, Totally f***ed up, Gummo, The Negotiator, Devil's Rejects, Suicide Kings, Crash, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, Clerks 2, Nightmare on Elm St. movies, Hellraiser movies, Haggard, Pauly Shore is Dead, Cheech and Chong movies, Super Troopers, Trainspotting, Butterfly Effect, Vamp, Spaceballs, Caveman, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Empire Records, Mallrats, Dogma, Requiem of a Dream, Breakfast Club, Goonies, CKY, People Under the Stairs, Tales From the Crypt Demon Night, Basketball Diaries, Sin City, Saw, Almost Famous, Office Space, Helter Skelter, Clerks, The Lost Boys, Puppetmaster movies, Orgazmo, U-turn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Scarface, The Stoned Age, Bum-fights, Aeon Flux, Goodfellas, Silent Night Deadly Night 4, Boondock Saints, Labrynth, Blow, Half Baked, Dee Snider's Strangeland, Gone in 60 Seconds, Queen of the Damned, The Howling, and a buttload more lol

Television:

Jericho, Damages, Chuck, Dexter, Aeon Flux, Ren and Stimpy, Scrubs, UFC, CSI NY, CSI Miami, CSI, NCIS, Prison Break, Home Improvement, The Man Show, MANswers, Southpark, Chapelle Show, Miami Ink, Chris Angel's Mindfreak, Degrassi, Beyond the Break, South of Nowhere, The Mind of Mencia, Family Guy, Futurama, That 70's Show, Inked, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, My So-Called Life, Degrassi, Instant Star, Beavis and Butthead, Criminal Minds, Moral Orel, 21 Jump St., Boondocks, Family Guy

Books:

Playboy, Penthouse, The Godfather, any John Grisham Books (except for that BS football book he wrote that isn't like any of his other books... it really sucked!!!), The Outsiders, Girl Interupted, Helter Skelter, The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

MY FELLOW NUDISTS!!!!! JENNA JAMESON ---- CHRISTINE DOLCE ---- THE SUICIDE GIRLS

My Blog

HAHAHA, yea, u fuckin guys are GROSS lmfao

I did steal this from someone... so no i do not have a fucking husband lmfao   Do you boys really think that shaking your dick after pissing somehow DRIES the pee off of it? Really?? Who started ...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 10:11:00 PST

New tat ideas....

first off... i want lil clusters of stars behind my ears... prolly gonna try to have that done soon....   then... my best idea yet... i thought of it when i was drunk... but i LOVE it lol... so.....
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:37:00 PST

Friends? yea... whatever....

All I gotta say is... you fucking chicks... are horrible... nothing but evil maniulative keniving backstabbing gold digging whore cunt sluts... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I HATE HATE HATE having girls for...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:53:00 PST

Been a while....

Well... it's been a while since I wrote a blog... First off, cuz i just added the pics... I sooooooooo popped my tattoo cherry... woo hoo... well last weekend I got my eyebrow pierced... then th...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:00:00 PST

That girl....

You said you didn't need me (but you did)You said you didn't want me (but you do)It's kinda like a comedyWell first you kiss meThen you say we're throughI say you got some issuses (yeah, you...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

I dont know if I should stay.....

Where's my will,Can I find a way,The earth is wild,And I can't sit still,A familiar sound,A familiar voice,Makes it so hard,To make a choice,I don't know if I should stay,A thousand stars,Yo...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Fun night at work...

Just overall great fucking day... for some OBVIOUS reasons that i will not talk about lmfao... BUT... i also got my present from Al lazarz today... YAYAYAYAYAYAY... got my KISS issue of playboy 1999 F...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:58:00 PST

I totally love my job....

I really do... just felt like sharing that... Friday when I worked, I let the manager know I can't work wednesday cuz of court... and he was telling me next time I want a day off write it down in the ...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST

Mikeys bday party....

Well last night (friday night) was Mike's bday party.... Fun times like usual lolol.... For once, not too much out of the ordinary... Except for the fact that Binky had me searchign for a donkey show...
Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:04:00 PST

My name is Kala LMFAO

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Posted by ♥ Escape from this afterlife ♥ on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:01:00 PST