About Me
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My man on the left there, poundin' out the Princess, is "my main shit stain", Mario. Secret to the best sex ever, guys. When you are doing a chick doggystyle, lean in and wrap your arms around her nice and tight. Then lean in and whisper this into her ear, "you're almost as good as your sister", and then hang on for the ride of your life. Hello, my name is Tyler. I play the guitar. Im really into music, gangsta rap and rock mostly. I want children, a family, and a white picket fence around my house. I'm proud to say that I did not grow up anywhere near the Shelburne Falls area. I learned how to play basketball from black people when I lived in Springfield. We would skip class, go outside, and play right outside the principals office. It was a school for bad kids so that was kind of expected. I also used to hit up the open gym nights. Some of my recent nicknames have included, "black", "nig nog", "negro", and ironically enough,"white T". I'm a nice guy hoping to find my dream girl. I'd do anything for anyone. I'm very generous. If I like you, but you usually have to be a chick for this one, I will give you money for free. I have two wonderful sisters, Kara, and Karissa, and a very tall little brother, Kyle. I was in love once. I gave my heart to this one girl who chewed it up, swallowed it, shit it out, and then flushed it down the toilet. So if any of you ladies out there hath found it, I would like it back. Block your ears Kara and Karissa........ I am very well endowed. I have tattoos and piercings. I work hard to earn da cash flow. I have a very good work ethic. I don't plan on going back to school, I would rather work two fulltime jobs to pay the bills. I don't have any screws loose, but some are missing. My parents live up north, way up north. I want to open up my own pizza shop and put Christopher's out of business. They have the worst pizza I've ever had. Somehow they figured out how to make pizza sauce from water, but don't tell him I said that because I do eat grinders there quite often. When I turn 35 I am going to run for President. I like the way I look because when people see me they automatically think I'm some punk kid, but if they took the time to get to know me they would find out that I'm a kindhearted, sweet, and intelligent young man. I get off on their ignorance to see past what society tells them to think.
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