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PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on this _____ day of __________, 2005, between __________________and_____________________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat itin the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the eventsof the evening3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talkabout.4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Doyou love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, "unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.7. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,just sex buddies.8. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.9. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behindwhen you leave.10. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up,get dressed and go the fuck home.11. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.12. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.13. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "Myroommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."14. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eyecontact the better.15. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.16. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking foryour ass.Participating PartySignature:______________________ Signature:_______________________Date: _______________ Date:__________________

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Name: Wanda
Birthday: 3/25/1974
Birthplace: Puerto Rico
Current Location: Wisconsin
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 4'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals
Your Weakness: my kindness
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find a better job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i guess
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: none
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate and lots of it
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: somewhat
Do you Shower Daily: 2x
Have you Been in Love: maybe
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually no rush
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: only my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: alot
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: myself
What country would you most like to Visit: Puerto Rico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: any
Weight: between 140-200
Best Clothing Style: any as long as i can see some ass
Number of Drugs I have taken: never
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not being more assertive ,bold and brave
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