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Loser On Line (aka LOL)

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

About Me

About me…Well some things have changed since I have become a member of MySpace. I still desire to be the champion of the Guffaw. I now want to rule in a galaxy far, far away, but also in a different time. A kinder time when people would look at a two dimensional character and say.. Well… What you would say to a two dimensional character you happened upon in a different time and galaxy. I'm betting it is something really good. You see life has never been easy for me I was born a poor oblique child in a not so distant future. They did not have good postnatal care in that time. My parents who wanted to get rid, I mean wanted the best for me, wrapped me in old newspapers and dropped me off at the recycling center. You see in the future where they have conquered time travel, they/we teleport our used newspapers back here to this time. You didn't really think people now days still read that many newspapers, did you? So I continue to share what should probably not be shared. I think what I know should not be thought, and I boldly go… where? No seriously, do you have any idea where I was going with this? P.S. A friend had given me a line on a girl with a third nipple, it turned out to be a mole. So the search continues... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

I am into music, I like it a lot. I like watching grass grow, but you really have to have good eyes for this. I like cow tipping, but is 15% really enough? There are so many other interests I would like to list, but the Thorazine is having a blocking effect today for some reason.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a third nipple, female preferably. Someone whose real name is, Splat. Someone who would say, "you are the man of my dreams." This time must be female. Someone who would say and mean, "no I don't mind that you got drunk made a fool of yourself by making a pass at my mom, and then ralphed in my car, and you are now refusing to clean it up, I love you man." Oh, and so, so many others.

Music:

As I mentioned before, "I like it a lot." I really like bands that I have not even heard of yet. I don't really like commerically successful bands. Because of this I cannot disclose the names of any bands that I should discover lest you would like them too, and then they would become successful and I would have to hate them.

Movies:

I only really like the movies that I star in. This is a complete listing:

Television:

It is my not so humble opinion that T.V. rots your brain. It has been the down fall of a civilization. And I for one would fight to the death to maintain the hours and hours of viewing that I have come to expect and enjoy. P.S. If you keep your focus at a high enough level you will not even notice the decay

Books:

I do not read books, I write books. As Franz Kafka said, "a writer, writes always." Even though Franz worked as an insurance salesman to support himself, it does not make him wrong. Oh no, it does not! Okay, maybe a little. My first novel according to the, "critics", dragged a bit for the first 1,730 pages, but after that it was a real page turner. My second novel is about my life in real time, it's about a page a day. I am currently on page 9,555. I may stop here for volume 1.

Heroes:

The Scrubbing Bubble Guys: They work extra hard, so I don't have too.The Big Fig Newton: The way he pulled off the, "tricky part," that was pure magic.John Jacob Engle Heimer Schmit, he knows why.Yes, yes indeed, lofty icons one and all.

My Blog

Invasion of the Computer Snatchers: Beginning To Ten

For the Invasion of the Computer Snatchers, only...http://Guffaw-it-is-to-laugh.blogspot.com
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:28:00 PST

Other Blogs

Here are some other Blogs,  I seperated them from the Invasion blogs. No Purchase Necessary. http://Guffaw-guffaw-it-is-to-laugh.blogspot.com...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:41:00 PST

More Travel Fun:

A couple of years ago I had to take a trip to Seattle, this particular flight was originating out of Indianapolis. I was dropped off at the airport at 7 A.M. for my 9 A.M. flight. I got my bags toget...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Best Marketing Idea Ever:

Best Marketing Idea Ever: Well we have entered the race for December 25th. Let's face it every year it starts a little earlier. Now for me I like to at least digest my Thanksgiving dinner before I ...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:54:00 PST

Ode to a Porcelain Convenience:

For those that have been there you understand. To those that will soon follow; you will also come to know these truths.Ode to a Porcelain Convenience:If I live forever I will always oweI vow of gratit...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

Life moves at the speed of&IDIOTS!

We have all enjoyed the fast paced, get it now environment of this technologically advanced age. Want to send a message now to Guam? Type, click send and it is there! Want your car to know where exa...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

PMS: The horror, the evil, and the truth.

PMS. Part 1.Buckle up folks this could get bumpy. This is for the guys, PMS is a real condition and it is also the time of the month you are most likely to lose, well..many things. For those that wo...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST

Breasts, Gravity, and it's not our fault.

Cooper's Droop:Okay some of you may have heard of Cooper's Droop. Some of you, maybe not, now you can Google this if you doubt the veracity of this condition or any assertion made here. Now this is a ...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Sex and Relationships/Sexual Relationships

Sex and relationships!I have been a student of sex and relationships/sexual relationships for sometime, and what I have learned is, I know nothing. But because several women had felt terribly sorry fo...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

My first and last Tequila worm:

If you look at my pictures you will see a picture of a friend, and I holding the two halves of a Tequila worm. How did that worm find its way into our hands you ask? Oh, dear sophisticated and urbane ...
Posted by Loser On Line (aka LOL) on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:44:00 PST