TRENT STEELE is drunk in MANHATTAN

About Me

IT'S OFFICIAL NOW. IM THE MOST POPULAR GUY ON THE INTERNET. DROP THAT ZERO AND GET WITH A HERO. TRENT STEELE IS THE NAME. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW. I GOT A BIG DICK. I HAVE BEEN DRUNK IN HAWAII AND ALASKA . YOU AIN'T SHIT TO ME PLAYER. YEAH I LIFT WEIGHTS. I'LL KNOCK A MIDGET THE FUCK OUT. NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT WALL STREET THEN ME. I HAVE 9 FUCKING YEARS OF STOCK MARKET EXPERIENCE. MY WALLET IS ALWAYS FULL OF MONEY. I ENJOY CANDLE LIGHT DINNERS AND DANCING AND LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND ROMANTIC PICNICS IN THE PARK. I LOVE HELPING OUT WITH LOCAL CHARITYS LIKE GIVING MONEY TO THE HOMELESS AND WORKING SOUP KITCHENS ON THE HOLIDAYS. I ALSO ENJOY CLEANING OIL OFF OF BABY SEALS. PLANTING TREES FOR MOTHER NATURE. I LIVE TO GIVE! MY FAVORITE QUOTE I SAY IS "YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE MORE MACE THEN "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" TO TAKE ME DOWN." GO AHEAD BABY AND BACK THAT ASS UP AND TAKE THAT TOP OFF AND MAKE THOSE TITTY'S BOUNCE! I WANT TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE OFF YOUR CHEST. I JUST WANT TO GET YOU PREGNANT BABY! YES I'LL MARRY YOU BABY AND LOVE YOU FOREVER. I WANT TO START A FAMILY WITH YOU AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. LET ME BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. LOL I CRY AT WEDDINGS. I CAN'T STOP CRYING WHEN 2 PEOPLE COME TOGETHER TO JOIN AS ONE. I DON'T WANT TO CRY NOMORE. IF IM NOT IN MAHOPAC IM DOWN IN MANHATTAN AND ATLANTIC CITY AND PHILADELPHIA AND UP IN BOSTON . LOL IM LIVING IT UP AND COUNTING MONEY! LOL TOAST TO THE GOOD LIFE. MORE MONEY! MORE MONEY! SINCE I ADDED FRIENDS IN CHINA, ETHIOPIA, BRAZIL, SWEDEN, GREECE, DENMARK, ANTARCTICA, ITALY, IRELAND, CHILE, SPAIN, GERMANY, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE, JAPAN, RUSSIA & AUSTRALIA THAT MAKES ME WORLD FAMOUS BITCH. LOL IM JACKED UP ON RED BULL AND I'LL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT PLAYER. LOOK AT ME AMERICA! LOOK AT ME! I WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WOLVES. IM THE SHIT BABY. YES I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER BABY. OH GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU. LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE YOUR TITS BABY. NOW DO YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT OR SOMETHING? LOL FUCK YEAH! BANG BANG! SKEET SKEET!straight outta locash CB4 - chris rock
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My Interests

I DESPERATELY WANT TO START A FAMILY. WHEN I DO GET THAT FAMILY I WANT TO GET SO DRUNK ON CHRISTMAS MORNING I FALL INTO THE TREE WHILE MY KIDS ARE OPENING THEIR GIFTS. MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO HAVE NO GOALS SO IM NEVER DISAPPOINTED. MY HOBBIES ARE: GOLF (i'll be on the pga tour real soon), POOL (i am the best pool player ever), SINGING (im the new frank sinatra), GOING TO TOPLESS CLUBS, RUNNING, LIFTING WEIGHTS, SITTING ON THE TOILET (i'll back up your toilet and have it over flowing), 50% SALES AT THE STORE, DRINKING LIQUOR, COUNTING MONEY, EATING AT RED LOBSTER, EATING TV DINNERS, STARING AT HOT RACKS IN THE BAR, STARING INTO SPACE LOOKING FOR UFO'S WHILE IM DRUNK. LOL STAYING SLOPPY DRUNK AND NOT GIVEN A FUCK. IM SO IN LOVE WITH MY MONEY AND IM A WINNER AND EVERY WOMAN'S FANTASY.

I'd like to meet:

ANY BEER DRINKING HORNY HOT BABES THAT WILL PUT OUT. IF YOUR OUT OF SHAPE OR IN SHAPE TRENT STEELE DOESNT CARE. TIT'S AND ASS.Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction
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Music:

GANGSTA RAP- JAY Z, NAS, KANYE WEST, ICE CUBE, BIG SNOOP DOGG, DR.DRE, 50 CENT, LIL WAYNE, BIRDMAN, YOUNG BUCK, D12, SLIM THUG, BUN B, MIKE JONES, PAUL WALL, LIL JON, P DIDDY, MASE, TOO SHORT, E-40, 3 6 MAFIA, WC, DAZ, KURUPT, YOUNG DRO, RICK ROSS, OBIE TRICE, YING YANG TWINS, CHAMILLIONAIRE, EMINEM, AKON, T PAIN, TI, CLIPSE, TRICK DADDY, 8 BALL & MJG, C MURDER, YOUNG JEEZY, R. KELLY, REDMAN, LIL WYTE **********************************COUNTRY MUSIC- KENNY CHEASNEY,TRACE AKTINS, GARY ALLEN, DOLLY PARTON, KENNY ROGERS

Movies:

PATTON, THE HUSTLER, WALL STREET,SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, TRAINING DAY, ROUNDERS, THE COLOR OF MONEY, BREWSTER'S MILLIONS, OFFICE SPACE, DUMB & DUMBER, WEDDING CRASHERS, CB4, SHORT CIRCUIT, THE DARK CRYSTAL,THE PASSION, ROCKY 4, THE NOTEBOOK, 28 DAYS, MONSTERS BALL, ANCHORMAN, THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER, HALF BAKED, FINDING NEMO, GET RICH OR DIE TRYING, JACKASS 2, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, BEERFEST, BORAT, 300, DEBBIE DOES DALLAS, KNOCKED UP, THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE, SUPERBAD, SHOOT'EM UP, AMERICAN GANGSTER, FRED CLAUS, BEOWOLF, I AM LEGEND, WALK HARD-dewy cox's, SEMI-PRO

Television:

LITTLE PEOPLE BIG WORLD, INTERVENTIONS, TMZ, WATCHING PORN, CNBC, MAD MONEY, THE SIMPSONS, SOUTH PARK, THE COLBERT REPORT, RENO 911, THE BLANK SCREEN THAT JUST PLAYS THE MUSIC.

Books:

THE BOOK HAS TO BE ON CASSETTE. I CAN'T READ NOMORE. I DIDN'T LEARN SHIT IN SCHOOL. LOL STUPID SCHOOL DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TEACH ME. TV TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW.

Heroes:

MOTHER'S, MIKE TYSON, ELI MANNING, MASTER P, DAVE CHAPPELLE, BORAT, ALI G, BARRY BONDS, TIGER WOODS, NICK LACHEY, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, MY LAWYER