Miss Gypsy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a Rottie who was rescued from the Town Of North Hempstead Animal Shelter back in the spring of 2000 when I was about six months old. I like to bark at just the right decibel level and pitch to really hurt your ears. I like to scare the shit out of the mailman. I LOVE to run in the snow. I love to drive my family crazy by taking tissue paper out of the garbage, chew it up so it gets nice and slimy, and then NOT eat it, but leave it out for them to clean up. I like to intimidate visitors with my razor sharp teeth......But most of all, when I'm with my family....I love LOVE. I like to sleep next to my mom and sisters in bed at night, I love to cuddle. When I'm gassy, I like to turn around so my butt is in their faces and fart on them. It's a gift, really.

My Interests

IAMS, bones, biscuts, delicious looking cats and very small dogs.

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I'd like to meet:

That pussy rottweiler from Lethal Weapon 3 who makes friends with Mel Gibson about 5 minutes after Gibson breaks into his place. I mean, what is THAT about? I'd kill him! Take your Passion and your crazy bigoted father and get the hell out of my house!

Music:

I love The Unicorn Song by The Irish Rovers. A good friend of mine used to play it and we would kind of dance around to it. It drives me crazy.

Movies:

Cats And Dogs, Turner & Hooch, Lassie (even though she's a hack!), I guess Milo & Otis is ok even though the dog and cat are friends....you know, if nothing else is on.

Television:

Anything on Animal Planet.

Books:

Nanook Of The North, Little Dog Lost, Call Of The Wild. I dig Little Red Riding Hood. That wolf....you know ladies, sometimes we love the BAD boys!

Heroes:

Rin Tin Tin. Now that's a man. I'd love to let that one hump my leg if you know what I mean!