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The Name is Duke
-I'm a pom.
-I like to bark a lot...it's what I do best
-My favorite things to play with are socks
-I have a deformed trachea...supposedly common in poms and it sounds like I have asthma when I get my attacks. I am still rambunctious nonetheless.
-I am a big furball of love.
-I had myself fixed 'cause I believe you shouldn't have a lot of bastards running around in the world. I call it practicing safe sex.
-I bark when people arrive, and then I bark when they leave. Someone once tried to diagnose my outrageous barking habits. Well hear this. I'M A DOG...AND BARKING IS WHAT I DO! If you don't like me barking at you when you get here, then don't come by. If you don't like me barking when you leave...then you shouldn't have walked into the house.
-I hate being groomed. I love looking hot afterwards. Pain=Beauty I suppose.
