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About Me

............................................................ ............................................................ ................................."All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk codshit to strangers all night. I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor, the free radicals inside me are freaking man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family, man. We're going to get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life! I've got 73 quid in my backburner. I'm gonna wax the lot, man. The milky bars are on me! Yeah!" "Nice one Bruva !!!"............................................................ ............................................................ .................................
  • im cathy
  • not catherine
  • maybe midget, shorty, shitface, cath and ugly as people like to call me.
  • im small
  • i hate brussel sprouts *pulls a face*
  • hmm... i dont reali kno wat to put in theseboxes as i dont kno how other people perceive me. i guess in summary they wud say- ::small:: ::cRaZy:: .DIRTY SANCHEZ
  • tea ♥
  • i love happy people AKA hate emo's = go home and listen to sum funk playy that funky music white boyyy
  • i dislike chavs. technically i have a couple of friends as such who r chavs.. however they are noice. i dont like the annoyin, and have nothing better to do than sit and linger round town chavs gGgrrRr
  • o.O ♥i love cuddles/hugs/kisses♥
  • i laugh at myself when i fall over or sumhow accidently hurt myself
  • i am right handed
  • j'adore summer
  • i loose things easily
  • forgetful
  • i love my friends and my family
  • i love my dog and my parrot
  • i HATE thefact that i had a car crash and my car is FUCKED! welll actually not fucked but smashed. thankfully repairable. but point = i miss my car :o(
  • COSMOPOLITAN magazine
  • i love the beach...hot beaches.. mMm
  • i waste most of my money on f00d even when im not hungry
  • as writing this i have cold feet
  • my dog is c00te ^.^
  • my feet are size 5
  • i love my ipod
  • so basically.. i cant b arsed to write anymore. people who alredy know me know me.. quite obviously but i meant well. but if you dont then im sure them little random facts of my life give u an idea..
  • ...PEPSi
  • love me or hate me ...its still an obsession

    Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it,Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,Drag it, drop it, zip - unzip it,Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,View it, coat it, jam - unlock it,Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,Turn it, leave it, start-format it............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................................................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......MY
    important friends............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................................................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......ALEX
    skidmore
  • important becuz this guy is an actual leg-end. id say he was my best friend .fuck out of mee but i cant hate him even though i tell him i doo. i love you loads ♥♥ mwahhHHh ♥♥
  • ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................................................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......VICKI
    aka MY cunt
  • important because basically vicki is my CUNT!! i fuckin love her to bits. times we have together are so funny i pee. she is awesome and i am glad i have met the stupid bitch lol. LOVVEEE YOOOOOUUUU cunt!!!
  • ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................................................. ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ......SHELBY
    webster
  • important cuz she is an awesome friend. she lives bout 5 doors away from me and has since for 14 yrs and i hav lived ther for 5 years and i never knew this til like last yr lol. i love her to bits. i love her company. i love our shoppin trips to northampton. i love our old bus journeys to northampton. i love our new car journeys to northampton. i love her when shes drunk. she makes me laugh out loud. love you ♥.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............................................ELIOTIZZLE
    fo shizzleimportnt cuz without him id b bored as he is ther i can mock =p i kno he loves my abuse to him. naaa he is a good friend of mine and ever since i met him we stayed good friends :o) even though he loves prince [my dog] more than me lol. melovu!! xx
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    ♥ ♥if love is blind,
    then why is lingerie so popular??♥ ♥

    My Interests

    i find nething interesting!! lol. but mainly:-watching tv-eating-sleeping..not that im lazy or nething..-msn-going out and having a larffff!!..

    I'd like to meet:

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    Music:

    i like pretty much a variety of things, i shal give a lil list: lily allen--armand van helden--frou frou--the kooks--grits--rage against the machine--pendulum--chingy--sugar hill gang--gym class heroes--run dmc--arctic monkeys--the ordinary boys--lady soverign(dont ask)--chamillionaire--pcd--rise against--tpain--paolo nutini--DRUM AND BASS--the feeling--motion city soundtrack--rise against--joey negro--crystal castles--billy talent-the ramones--rancid--the clash--basement jaxx--daft punk--goldfinger--muse--hadouken!--mindless self indulgence--chris brown--queens of the stone age--gang starr--kelly clarkson--ying yang twins--fatboy slim--razorlight--the coral--panic! at the disco...im sure u get the idea :o)

    Movies:



    Myspace Contact Tables .. .. Lyrics
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    Television:

    has to be depserate housewives||shameless||the oc||little britain||24||bad girls||nip-tuck||dirty sanchez

    Books:

    dont realli read many books but yes man by danny wallace is pretty good

    Heroes:



    Myspace Contact Tables
    MySpace Layouts .. Lyrics

    My Blog

    summer partay?!?!

    fuck me its been a long time since ive wrote in here. umm, yer all this blog is bout is i duno whethe to have a summer partay. so please can u all comment this blog and tell me if i shud or not n if u...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    thank you! <3

    i hope eveyone enjoyed my party cuz i certainely did!!! everyone was crazy and drunk and crazy and drunk lol thank u people for making my party awesome!!! i love you all!!!!!! ♥♥&heart...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    HOUSE PARTY!!

    cathy had a shit day at skool but she is excited and happy cuz she is having a house party on saturday (this saturday) so yyeeeeyyyy free drinks for everyone!!! its a time for happiness me thinks tho ...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    happy birthday to me..

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! YEY
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    purple banana...

    i havent wrote in here for ages, but mainly cuz i cudnt b fucked too. last day of skool tomoro! yey! but wen we get bak like the 3rd week we start our gcse's me thinks.... hmm, i just realised i named...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    okay, okay! an updatE!!!

    whoa! i havent been on here for agesssss...like....*thinks* wel basically since valentines day which was 9 dAyS AgO!?well today it is ¤SNOWING¤!!!! »WoOpWoOp« so cathy is very happy cuz im also off sc...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    >>hApPy AnTi-VaLeNtInEs<<

    ....well as u can c the purpose of my subject, i want to wish everybody who reads this a happy anti-valentines day. 'anti' cuz i basically hate valentines day.....
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    PiZzA!

    omg! pizzas are so yummeh!!! specially wen u r so very much hungry *mental note: starve urself almost to death then have pizza* ..but obvioulsy make sure u actualy have pizza wherever u may b, or u w...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    ......

    .....why do i always seem to get hurt??.....
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    pFFt! is all i have to say....

    meh!! last nights gig was the shittyist gig i have been to so far ggrrrr... ah well, battle of the bands SHOULD be better as MiSsErY are playing woop woop! ...
    Posted by [[ kiss me, im shitfaced ]] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST