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i've shat bigger than you

I am here for Friends

About Me

MY BRAIN DOESNT WORK LIKE A NORMAL ONE. THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY. I LIKE BEER AND SPAGHETTI, IT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. MUSIC IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING. I WISH I KNEW GOOD MUSICIANS. I PLAY 7 INSTRUMENTS. MY CAR IS COOLER THAN YOURS. I DONT WASH ON A REGULAR BASIS. I LIKE TO PICK MY NOSE. MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU.

My Interests

MUSIC, CHEESE, TATTOOS, MOVIES, BAD MOVIES, SUREALISM, GIBSON GUITARS, TAMA DRUMS, STRANGE INSTRUMENTS, YOUR MOMMA, MANATEES, RATS,ART, POETRY,THRIFT STORE T-SHIRTS, MEMBERS ONLY JACKETS, THINGS THAT ARE SHAPED FUNNY. MEAN MUGGING I ACTUALLY LIKE TO BE MEAN MUGGED. PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE. MULLETS.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

MURDER BY DEATH, ZIGGY STARDUST, THE RED JUMPSUIT APPPARATUS,BUILT TO SPILL, NEIL YOUNG, JOHNNY CASH,THE BOOMTOWN RATS, DAVID BOWIE, THE SPILL CANVAS, SAY ANYTHING, THE RAMONES, THE SEX PISTOLS, THE CURE, THE CLASH, THIN LIZZY, MODEST MOUSE, FLOCK OF SEGALS, DURAN DURAN, SUBLIME, HALIFAX, TREEPEOPLE, JETS TO BRAZIL, TOOL, THE STOKES, THE VINES, THE HIVES, HELLOGOODBYE, THE ARCTIC MONKEYS, PERFECT CIRCLE, NO DOUBT,THE KILLERS, ROB ZOMBIE, THE BEATLES, FOGHAT, DON JOHNSON IM NOT SURE I LISTEN TO EVERTHING BUT RAP, BECAUSE IM JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH.

Movies:

THE GOONIES, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, M*A*S*H, LABYRINTH, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, SLEEPY HOLLOW,PULP FICTION,JOHN CARPENTER'S VAMPIRES, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, GHOSTBUSTERS, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, LOST BOYS, THE BOONDOCK SAINTS, CLOCKWORK ORANGE,MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND OHH YEAH SLC PUNK "THE SHIZNIT"

Television:

I DONT REALLY WATCH MUCH T.V.ANYMORE BUT I LIKE FRAGGLE ROCK, GHOSTBUSTERS,SCOOBY DO, NIGHTCOURT, POWER RANGERS MIAMI VICE, M*A*S*H, QUANTIM LEAP, ADULT SWIM , UMM YEAH I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.

Books:

I LIKE SUREALISM, AND AUTOBIOGRAPHYS

Heroes:

GEOFFREY DAHMER, TED BUNDY, PATRICK SWAYZEY, PETE AND PETE, THE AMERICAN WORKING WOMAN?, AND BATMAN, KEITH MOON

My Blog

FUCKN SHIT DUDE

THE FUCKING HORROR IS PLAYING JUANITA'S THIS SUNDAY.  YEAH DID YOU HERE WHAT I FUCKING SAID? THE HORROR IS PLAYING AT FUCKING JAUNITA'S THIS SUNDAY. WELL IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. LETS JU...
Posted by i've shat bigger than you on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:55:00 PST

AHH IM PISSED

you know what sucks, loosing your guitar because some stupid wench doesn't have a brain big enought o make wise decisions. You know whats sucks worse, all your fucking horror movies being stollen a da...
Posted by i've shat bigger than you on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

complete nonsensery

the cheese is old and moldy I have too many marbles? why can't vomit taste like sunshine golf is for golfers; drinking is for me but i like golf, too, and drinking golf and playing beer so do you...
Posted by i've shat bigger than you on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

willing to hate

to the worldthe inocent die for the feelthe ugly die for the painonly the srong will press ongive up hope knowone caresand its a damn shamefeed the weak make them strongerdont let them give up so when...
Posted by i've shat bigger than you on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:35:00 PST

just a random story

So, I'm walking down the street miding my own fucking business, when this guy comes up to me and decides it a good idea to talk to me about religion.        " My hea...
Posted by i've shat bigger than you on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:26:00 PST