Marlboro Reds - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm pretty much the coolest cigarette there is out there. There are a lot of imitators, but there's only one Marlboro Red. Chain Smoke me enough, and i'll make you puke.

My Interests

Causing cancer, burning up, being stepped on and put out.

I'd like to meet:

Prospective smokers. Cute ashtrays. Hot lighters (no clear see through ones, please)

Music:

Motorhead, Turbonegro, Allman Brothers, Zakk Wylde, pretty much any badass artist who smokes me.

Movies:

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.