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Gerardo

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About Me

They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.
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Gerardo's favorite quotes opinion on....
On Money: "Only boys who save their pennies make my rainy day"
On Health: "My doctor says I need a backyotomy"
On His Lawyer: "He had sex with my momma!"
On Cologne "My favorite is Calvin Klein's 8th-grade Dance."
On Love: "You will be mine, like my dog, or my horse, or my falcon, except that I shall love you more - and trust you less."
On Love (once again): "They laugh, they make money. He's got a gold watch. She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce on his Italian leather sofa"
On Love (twice again): "It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed."
On Love (thrice again): "But when you speak to her, Her eyes light up. The music spills right into your cup. It's so abrupt and it's so concise. There are pies on a carousel. Have a slice."
On Sex: "Look, I know it's been awhile, right? But uhh I'm not going to get "humped" by a giant red gorilla in space, OK? No, thank you."
On His Birthplace: "I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus... Rollin' down highway 41."
On Crime: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Politics: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Animal Rights: "Kill them all and let god sort 'em out"
On Religion: "If you are feeling sinister, go off and see a minister, he'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever."
On Religion (once again): "Jesus wrote a blank check... one I haven't cashed quite yet."
On His Enemies: "The city that he builds shall bear my name, the woman that he loves shall bear my child. So let it be written, so let it be done."
On Death: "Solo al rico le asusta la muerte, a dejar su fortuna para otro."
On His Tombstone: "My name is Cliff. Brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some HOES!"
On Television: "When I turn on my TV, nothing but pornography. No more rated "G" in a perfect world"
On Sarah: "Shes a good girl, loves her mama, loves Jesus and America too. Shes a good girl, crazy bout Elvis, loves horses and her boyfriend too."
On His Free Time: "If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all f*cking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time."
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My Interests

Ha ha, LINK .
Nothing like a little bit of Prokofiev! Click Here!
...then of course American Girls .
Those crazy British.
Japan is cool.
Paris Street Fashion .
Some of my favorite YouTube videos...
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Things I love:
Driving (especially at night), burning CDs, catching the smell of someone else using a sharpie , trains, abandoned railroad tracks, trains that take things to scary old buildings ( example ), train yards, train stations, telling people about the Mexican flag, quoting movies and people looking at me with a clueless face, driving by places and telling Sarah the same stories as if I've never told them before, Ebay, fresh juicing, listening to a thunderstorm from the safety of my home or car, the smell of sun-tan lotion, challenging Sarah to Jeopardy everynight @ 6:30pm, my mother's cooking, cleaning the kitchen as long as I can listen to Launchcast , Lipton Onion-Soup Mix, Monica Woods' 7-day forecast, La Virgen De Guadalupe , Durga , paper towels, sugar cookies with frosting, cherry kid's shampoo, elbow grease, candles, craigslist, watching my eye twitch in a mirror, trying to keep telemarketers on the phone as long as I can, polar bear webcams , listening to the 9th symphony while driving to work, orange creamsicles, cheesecake LPs, calling groups of people "rabble" or "chusma", the chemistry between Taina Hernandez and whoever she anchors with (they keep quitting), driving while chewing gum with my arm out the window listening to "American Woman" by The Guess Who, MOOG synthesizers, the current democratic majority in the house (we needed checks and balances).

Things I hate:
The smell of the work breakroom after someone cooks something really nasty in the microwave, Friends , the smell of burnt popcorn, chicks with hella make-up, insects with striped bodies ( example ), singers who sing through their noses (The Get Up Kids don't count Sarah), signs that say "tracks no longer in service", cheesy train memorabilia, KCRA 3 , hate-filled Christians , smelly kitchen sponges, giant S.U.V.'s like the H2 or Excursion, giant lifted trucks (Toyotas are OK), Jesus Fish (and the Darwin Fish too), tuna fish, candles that don't burn all the way down, people that are obsessed with cartoon characters (Goku doesn't count Sarah), bear hunters, Dr. Phil, meatloaf (the food), Sony ear-phones , Ann Coulter , whenever Sarah is away, when people who don't approve my comments, Rob, Arnie & Dawn , Rosie O'Donnell, sticky residue from labels on my CDs or video games, when people clap to music at concerts, any food with the word salad in the name including but not limited to the following: chicken salad, tuna salad, green salad, fruit salad, ceasar salad.
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I'd like to meet:


Previous Song: Up From The South - The Budos Band

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I'm her Hume Cronyn, she's my Jessica Tandy.



My Friend Space
I have a couple of friends

My Baby Boo

Lucas

Emily

Zach

Angee

Deanne

Courtney

lnz

Annie

Dan

Cameron

Lincoln, CA

View All of My Friends

Music:

Vicente Fernandez, Cake, Chopin, Radiohead, At The Drive-In, Pink Floyd, Weezer, Bjork, Hank Williams, Mates of State, The Mars Volta, Frank Sinatra (Tommy Dorsey Years), Nine Inch Nails, R.A.T.M., Tool, Sonora Dinamita, Johnny Cash, The FFVII Soundtrack, Michael Jackson (79-87), Nirvana, Brotha Lynch Hung, Movie Soundtracks, Agent Orange, Neutral Milk Hotel, Video Game Soundtracks, NOFX, Green Day.
I also enjoy from time to time the following: Los Tigres Del Norte, Daft Punk, Rilo Kiley, Death, Rick James, Los Bukis, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Louis XIV, Paul Oakenfold, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Belle & Sebastian, Mirah, The Ataris, Link Wray, The Dining Rooms, Reggie & The Full Effect, Artie Shaw, The Postal Service, AFI (96-97), Kinky, Sonora Tropicana, The Mike Longo Trio, Ravi Shankar, Madonna (83-89), Billy Joel, Kool & The Gang, Xavier Cugat, Le Tigre, Guttermouth, The Get Up Kids, Incubus, The Flaming Lips, Death From Above 1979, Bronco, The White Stripes, Enon, Patsy Cline, Ladytron, The Decemberists, Bloc Party, Hall & Oates, Beck, Banda El Recodo, The Buzzcocks, Carlos Gardel, Freddy Fender, Deftones, Notorious B.I.G., Franz Ferdinand, Jamiroquai, The Police, Phil Collins, Luciano Pavarotti, D.R.I., Barry White, Dr. Dre (mainly The Chronic), Kenny Rogers.
Currently listening to...
Neighborhood #2 (Laika) - Arcade Fire
Not For All The Love In The World - The Thrills
Kinda I Want To - Nine Inch Nails
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Movies:

The Ten Commandments, Silence Of The Lambs, Taxi Driver, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Leon, Eyes Wide Shut, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Seven Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Network, Spirited Away, Napolean Dynamite, The Wedding Singer, La Ley Del Monte, Ghost World, Star Wars, The Three Caballeros, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Ninth Gate, Meet Joe Black, Amelie, Lost In Translation, Clockwork Orange, Virgin Suicides, Reservoir Dogs, Ben-Hur, Ed Wood, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Elephant Man, Half-Baked, Dirty Pretty Things, Dummy, Cinderella (1950), Coming To America, Good Will Hunting, Just One Of The Guys, True Lies, Home Alone 1 & 2, Total Recall, Crumb, La Bamba, Karate Kid, Clash of The Titans, American Gigolo, Spiderman 1 & 2, Born In East L.A., Annie Hall, *Batteries Not Included, Dumbo, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Overboard, Pure Country, 13 Going On 30, L'Auberge Espagnole, Bridge Over River Kwai, Jacob's Ladder, Predator.
At home via Netflix ...
Strange Circus
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Blood Diamond
Good Night, and Good Luck
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Television:

The Simpsons, Jeopardy, The Price Is Right, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Hey Dude, Smallville, Dos Mujeres Un Camino, Salute Your Shorts, Arrested Development, The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross, Pokemon (only the first 151), C-SPAN 1 & 2, George Lopez, Duck Tales, Chespirito, The Dave Chappelle Show, Saved By The Bell, Thomas The Tank Engine, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Cops, The Office (US & UK), Coupling, Dateline: To Catch A Predator.
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Books:

I am currently reading America .
I have subscriptions to GQ & EGM .
I also read the Sac Bee , and The Lincoln News Messenger .
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Heroes:

Not really my "heroes" but people who I believe are pretty admirable or otherwise interesting.
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My Blog

All new blogs will be set to "friends only". It's been swell but the swelling has gone down.

Blogs are now friends only.
Posted by Gerardo on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST

Now I can fill out those stupid cell phone surveys you guys post as bulletins!

So I broke down and finally bought a cell phone last Sunday (May 6th).If you remember a previous blog of mine, I was debating whether to get a Cingular 8525 or an 80gig IPod.Well after careful conside...
Posted by Gerardo on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

The conclusion.

I was very busy after posting my last blog so the conclusion to our trip to L.A. is a little late.But as they say, "Better late than never".______________________________Day 3: "The the blood drained ...
Posted by Gerardo on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

Burbank looks a lot like Mexico in some parts - in a good way and a bad way.

So Sarah and I set out on a trip to Los Angeles to for kind of a family reunion.It was planned for 3 days, 2 nights but because things never go as planned it was more 4 days, 3 nights.________________...
Posted by Gerardo on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:13:00 PST

Watch out for painted lines on asphault on a rainy day.

Ughhh. I hate hospitals.They smell funny.After work yesterday I ran to visit my parent's in Lincoln and to visit my Grandma (Mom's side).For some reason I thought she would be out of the hospital the ...
Posted by Gerardo on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

Shut up Rivers Cuomo! You're life isn't what you sing about anymore.

SURVEY TIME!________________________01.) What's worse - Physical or Mental cheating?They both are very bad.However, I could probably get over mental. Physical, never.02.) Is it easier to forgive or fo...
Posted by Gerardo on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

It must have sounded like a broken record all weekend long.

Wasn't up to much this weekend.We are conserving funds and energy for our trip to Los Angeles at the end of the month.Unlike our trip to "So Cal" in January (read previous blogs) this is a sad trip be...
Posted by Gerardo on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

I hereby proclaim....

...I love when people call the wrong number.The phone rings.I don't recognize the number on the caller ID.I pick up the phone...Me: "Hello"Them: "Hi."*awkward silence*Me: "How are you?"Them: "I'm fine...
Posted by Gerardo on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:32:00 PST

Gumby is going to have a lot of swag when he/she is born!

If our new neighbors don't care that I can hear their music from their apartment then I'm sure they won't care if they can hear mine, right?Well, guess what I was listening to while I was washing dish...
Posted by Gerardo on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

Multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever...

This was my Friday afternoon.It's 3:10pm.I get off work in 5 minutes.I was planning on going to visit my parents by myself.Sarah had appointments early in the day and was going to work 2pm - 6pm then ...
Posted by Gerardo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:27:00 PST