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lnz

I've made a huge mistake.

About Me

I discriminate based solely on astrological sign.

My Interests

Shopping, reading, Bad TV that I pretend is good (Alias, anyone?), and my all time favorite: making fun of people.

I'd like to meet:

Horatio Sanz. Wouldn't that be FUN?

Music:

I can't stop listening to Arcade Fire. I like whatever music people send me.

Movies:

Garden State, Swingers, Made, Elf, Amelie, The Princess Bride, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, anything involving Jude Law.

Television:

Arrested Development!, The Simpsons, The Office (UK & US), Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Grey's Anatomy. I watch other stuff too but I don't particularly feel the need to admit to it here.

Books:

I heart books. My recent favorites: The Red Tent, The White Bone, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Memoirs of A Geisha, Lovely Bones. Anything that takes me far, far away from my reality. Fiction is where it's at.

Heroes:

Is there really anyone worth looking up to these days?

My Blog

And you can blame Suzanne for this one.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Credit cards. It feels like I might as well be setting my money on fire, because chances are, I'm not even still enjoying whatever it is I'm paying for now. 2...
Posted by lnz on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

This one goes out to Josh

Because I know how much you love it when I fill out survey after survey. You can blame Gerardo for this. 1. Initials: LNR 2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Conan O'Brien and Melissa...
Posted by lnz on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST

My infinite sadness

I can't believe I just watched the last episode of Arrested Development. I will never understand how a show that god damn funny gets cancelled when bullshit like Everybody Loves Raymond and Yes, Dear ...
Posted by lnz on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

Another of Gerardo's Surveys.

I don't want to work but I also don't want to say anything thoughtful, so I'll fill out a survey! 1. Do you save the boxes when you buy shoes?I never really did before, but I'm starting to now becaus...
Posted by lnz on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

Gerardo's Survey

Why not? 1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with? No, but he still lives around the corner from me. 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Eat 1,000 bites ...
Posted by lnz on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 09:44:00 PST

I have one thing to say.

And one thing only: I would like to gather up all of the people who encouraged me to take three classes this semester, on top of working full time, line them up in the street, and shoot them all in th...
Posted by lnz on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

I'm back, and better than ever.

I haven't posted here in a really, really, really long time, for a myriad of reasons. My one loyal reader, aka my blog-stalker, had to delete his account and now all of my responses to his comments ma...
Posted by lnz on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 11:28:00 PST

I love The Leader!

Today is my dad's birthday. I stayed home from work to make him a cake. Also because my sunburn still hurts too bad to wear real clothes for very long. Also because I am a lazy bastard. So, I picked u...
Posted by lnz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I took, the 405, and drove a stake down into your center

Aaaahhhh. I went to sleep after work yesterday at about 5:30, and slept until this morning. That's more than 12 hours, people. I needed it, though, because this weekend was exhausting. We left Sa...
Posted by lnz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn, Gina!

Who, besides Paul, is stalking me?! I've had 11 views just today, and 42 this week, and I haven't even posted anything! Fess up people, because I know Paul didn't do all those views. That would just b...
Posted by lnz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST