You think you know ... but you have no idea ... this is the diary of a soxxaholic. Believe it or not I'm a self-made MEKSKRILLIONAIRE! I love to travel...especially to space. I like ketchup on eggs and have a healthy obsession with socks. I worship The People's ChampIan and live for his comments on MySpace. I spend most of my time with my celebrity friends. Donald Trump is my boss. I'm too cool for school but have a PHD in IG'NANCE. I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car--too sexy by far! I've always got 5 on it. Hakuna Matata--it means no worries. And last but not least I'd like to thank Tom for creating this mindless website. Oh yeah, and Pedro, for like, President, like...yeah! Si quieren saber mas se jodieron! This message will self destruct in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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