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Hello! And welcome to my world.... I suppose I ought to tell you a bit about me. I like my boyfriend, ladies, bondage, sex toys, cheese and pie. I dislike George Bush, Animal Cruelty and Big Brother - in fact, most forms of reality TV, Global Warming and female comediennes who talk about the following; menstruation, being fat, slagging off men, chocolate, cakes and shopping.
My Superhero name is "The Kraft Lady", and my powers include spellcasting and being able to make rudimentary weapons out of stationary and sticky-back plastic.
My wrestler name is: D.N.A. DAMAGE and my special move is THE BALL CRUSHER *lol*
Paul and I bought our first house in 2006 and have been using our new-found D.I.Y. skiiiiiiiillz to get the house ready for sale, hopefully in '08 when we will be jetting of to Midlands (-did soooombody saaay tea?*brummie*) to buy another house to do up, a canal boat and live a self-sufficient eco-friendly lifestyle - with ducks and chickens.
Paul is learning rope fender making, and also practising on his lathe and making wooden baby toys - old skool style! I am learning to paint traditional roses and castles. I also make my own cards, crafty things, jewellery and I'm learning to knit! Don't take the p**s! *LOL* I'm currently learning Wiccan so I can begin practising as a solitary (hence "the Kraft Lady"!)
I'm trying my best to get fit and only eat organic foods - but not because I'm a health freak! Oooooh nooo no.... A couple of years ago I was rushed into hospital with kidney failure - actually they discovered I had THREE kidneys and the extra one had infected part of my healthy one, so I had to have an op to have one removed! It was an interesting experience to say the least, but I'm really proud of my scar! *LOL*
I'm quite a shy person in "real life", but I am here to find normally abnormal people - like you if you're still reading (the chavs couldn't have got past a big word like "individuality") - to be friends and partygoers with - so add me if you want the wierdness to continue.......
ROCK ON! (-;
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