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I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS

the New Jersey Whorerior Don't like me.THEN FUCK THE FUCK OFF

About Me

http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=88391click the linkI AM A PIRATE.Now thats out of the way.Hmmmmm where to start.Well I am 100% Italian and quite proad of my heritage.As for the rest I will do it by catgory. 1st-movies-I love comedies and action movies but my fav is HORROR and I can be quite a critic when it comes to movies so it might not be best to watch one with me b/c I will scold the movie itselve in the theatre lol Since I was bassically brought up like I was living in the 80s my taste matches that I love the older slasher movies freddy,chucky,and jason my fav.I HATE HATE HATE when amazingly good classics get remade into giant piles of CRAP ammytivil horror-texas chainsaw massacre-the hills have eyes-I love the original movies and the remakes made me think wow I couldve paid a guy to PUNCH ME IN THE FACE and it would have been enjoyable compared to that crap on screen.I also love imported movies from japan the remake of those sucked as well.the ring,ring2,grudge all sucked. Also the recent boom of movies based on comics.I AM A DORK I grew up reading those comics and these movies are disgusting ESPECIALLY X-MEN3 It made me want to punt a baby anyway theres my thoughts on movies.Also theres nothing better than watching these movies at a drive thru.There awsome idk why just tis.#2-Music as you can well see by my music section I have a very diverse taste in music.Grew up listening to sinatra and cash with my father and queensryche and aerosmith with my mother.Then I heard KING DIAMOND and that got me into metal.DARK LOTUS made me a JUGGALO P.S. MMFCL TO THE FAV READING THIS.But right now My FAVORITE is POWER METALLLLLLLLL ..m/ SONOTA ARCTICA,BLIND GUARDIAN,ICED EARTH,MANOWAR,NIGHTWISH,HAMMERFALL.Thats just to name a few but I am also into weird music I.E. Aqua-Malice mizer shit like that.Also I enjoy the goth music LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT and WOLFSHEIM#3-T.V. I love it lol and like I said I am a dork so of corse I like cartoons and anime.There really much more to say next#4-Books-I love to read I usually read about 2 books a month wich also helps me with my writing but I will get back to that.I love mangas,comics,anything based on the supernatural,and stephen king I have read almost all of his books and he is genious#5-my hobbies aka my dork section-I play videogames and I am a hardcore gamer.My first system was the nintendo when I was 3!!!!!! thanxs dad for condeming me lol Let me see I also play magic and my friends are getting me back into D&D but not in the extreme sense lol comics ect.ect.#6-My life-You will find out quickly that I am not shy or coy about anything.If it is on my mind I will say it.Also being through so much in mylife I have assumed the role of psycolagist for my friends and I wont lie I have a golden tongue.I love to talk and help people with their problems.Wait till I get to collage and get paid for that when I am done lol.I am also a romantic and b/c of my upbringing I am oldschool romantic.Opening doors pulling out chairs,paying for dinner and a movie shit like that.But my favorite scenery is sitting by water a lake,pond,river,ocean at night with my loved one and just stare at the night sky revlecting off the water holding eachother either all night or till she falls asleep then I will carry her home.Also I love love LOVE a girl that I can hang out with all night talking and have it be interesting no awkward silences or reapete of a subject I love that.I also like to drink beer hard shit and wine I love white wine and I do not do drugs anymore not since I was 18 after highschool ciggarettes and booze only. I currently Have my own place with a roomate but it is only temporary by the end of the summer we will have a bigger place with another roomate and I should have a car by then also lol heres to hoping.Well I guess thats me in a nutshell I know I left out a lot but Oh well you will just have to find out wont you
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Which Positive Quality Are You? Your Result: Friendship

You are Friendship. Friends are those who can be counted upon in times of need. Friends are those who share in your joys and your sorrows. Friendship unites us with others beyond family and brings happiness and comfort to our lives. "Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."


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Faith
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Which Positive Quality Are You?horror movies and anime dark music heavy metal death metal 80s metal and rock im also a juggalo (icp) fan skydiving art and the supernatural and the kamehasutra I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' gothy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!MY JUGGAFETUS I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' March birthstone fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone whos cool to chill and that can go shot for shot with the Godfather(me)anyone who read my whole intro lol What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're Mead!
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Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..POWER METAL SPECIALLY DRAGON FORCE/queensryche/ramstein/slipknot/and icp im a juggalo/children of bodom//80s rock and metal/death and heavy metal and of corse KING FUCKN DIAMOND if u dont like him or think he sucks just take a gun to your chin and do us a favor and end youre life blind gaurdian/weird al yankovic/red 13/poison/old metallica/rob zombie/wolfsheim/disturbed/godsmack/guns and roses/pink floyd/iced earth/earth wind and fire/old blues eyes frank sinatra/acdc/hatebreed/led zeppelin/def leapord/lita ford/black sabbath/iron maiden/the cranberries/the who/old micheal jackson he made thriller lol/billy idol/elvis/johnny cash its the only country i like ghost orgy/london after midnight/ KUNG FU DYKES/Lacuna coil/how i became a pirate

Movies:

horror netihng that deals with slashers like jason freddy and chucky and nething with vampires in it

Books:

stephen king and nething that deals with the supernatural

Heroes:

foamy the squirrel hes the man if u know who he is let me know " Im the lord and master you all are bastards worship me or ill stab youre eyes till they bleed im the lord and master"foamy the squirrel in squirrel songs

My Blog

Theory on the oragins of lies

These are my beleifs and theorys I do not have evidence or fact YET but I will. Neway I think it is impossible to beleive that religion and "GOD(S)" were always around you can trace back almost every ...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

Fuck everyone I QUIT rant #2

I would just like to take this time to say fuck everyone. I am getting tired of having to call people to hang out having them say theyll call me back then dont then dont pick up thier phones silence m...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST

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Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

idk bored curious

WOULD YOU EVER DO THESE THINGS?(be honest) [_] come to my house to do nothing but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] lick me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] let me lick you? [_] watch a movi...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

sexy report card

F = I HEARD UGLY IS CONTAGIOUS DON'T TALK TO ME!D = YOUR PARENTS MUST BE HATEDC- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay?C = You're okay looking, but u need work...C+ = You're just average...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST

My 1st real blog and YAY its a rant

Ok to start long story short I had my fucking time wasted by some girl who I had to go through all this trouble to meet and AND i SKIPPED A NIGHT OF CHILLIN WITH MY HOMIES AND DRINKING.bunch of fucked...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:02:00 PST

More crap bout me

Your gender: maleStraight/gay/bi?: StraightSingle: YesAge?: 22Age you wish you were: 18The color of your eyes: Hazel/greenPiercings: 0Tattoos: 0 but hopefully 1st 1 2day DO YOU: Smoke: YupRead the new...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

real shit i guess

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006?I really dont know 18 i think 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash. Out of these 12 drugs, how many have you d...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST

Abc's to stalking me

A is for age:]22 [B is for booze of choice:]Vodka, Rum, bud select [C is for career:]none [D is for your dog's name:]it was annie b4 she died thanks now im depressed [E is for essential item you use e...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

Things 2 know if ur stalking me

1. How tall are you barefoot?5'92. Have you ever smoked heroin?no.3. Do you own a gun?no4. who's your best friend?Egan5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?the parents usually already hat...
Posted by I BEAT PUPPIES....WITH KITTENS on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 10:23:00 PST