~SOBREVIVIRE~

My Absolute Favorite! WE STAY ON DAT PATRON!
****PARRANDEROS Y PARRANDERAS****
LOS INQUIETOS OR LOS ORIGINALES? Originales
MICHOACAN, JALISCO, O SINALOA? JALISCO! - AH HUEVO!
CORONAS O MODELOS? Coronas - por supuesto!
EL PATRON O BUCCANA? PATRON - All da' way!
BOTAS DE COCODRILO O AVESTRUZ? Avestruz
SOMBRERO O TEXANA? Texana
CORRIDOS O ROMANTICA? Corridos
PA' LA PEDA..JOSE ALFREDO JIMENEZ O ANTONIO AGUILAR? Niether - you need Ramon & Chente!
BAILES O CHARREADAS? Both
CHEVY O FORD? It's not a Ford! It's a CHevy
TROCAS O SUV'S? TROCAS!!
PELEAS DE GALLO O CARRERAS DE CABALLOS? Carreras de Caballos
BAILES O JARIPEOS? Jaripeos
BUCHANNAS O CAZADORES? Buchannas
TECATE O DOS XX? Tecate
FAVORITE NIGHT CLUB? All as long as the music is right!
PEDO O COCODRILO? Pedo!
TEQUILA ANEJO, BLANCO, O REPOSADO? Anejo - mas suave
21 & OVER CLUBS OR MENORES Y MAYORES? 21 & over!
REMY MARTIN O BUCHANNENS? RemY w/orange juisc & pineapple juice!
BRANDY O TEQUILA? TQ!
PARRANDERA(O), O BORRACHA(O)? Parrandera
CERVESA O TEQUILA? TQ - beer makes u burp too much!
LIMON CON SAL O SIN NADA? Limon con sal
UN 12 PACK O UN 24? don't matter they both getcha drunk!
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