[Queen] Butterfly

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable." - HL Mencken My pirate name is: Red Jenny Flint Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netI’d rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery.I have two speeds: Kiss, and Stab. and im a dirty pirate hooker. im little. i am a bohemian. i am not a hippy. i analyze everything. i am extremely level headed and try to see all sides of every story. i do what i want. im a lush. i love people. i hate girls. im very open minded and experimental. im a princess. nobody gets me. i get lost in my own head when its too quiet. i constantly need music. im cuter than you. and my boyfriend (www.myspace.com/whoismatthizzle) is hotter than yours. the most important things in my life, in no particular order are: music, theatre, my family, myself, and matt. im not deep or poetic or complex. i dont beat around the bush and i see no reason to hide what im feeling. i will kick your ass. i feel incredibly uncomfortable if im not naked at least once a day. "everyones a little bit racist sometimes..." including me. im in love with the state of washington. at the core of the ideal, i am a feminist, although i think some lose sight of the truth of it. above all things in life, i believe in love and respect. i love to travel. im distracted by shiny objects. i enjoy people watching. i cant help but notice when people live up to stereotypes, and then i get angry. tattoos and thunder make me a bit horny. i dislike the overuse of the word "love" although im sad to admit i do it all the time. rant begin: i think its ridiculous that skinny girls get a bad rap because the majority of americans are now overweight and feel the need to shout at the rooftops that THEY are the only ones considered "real women" simply because they have curves. bitch, I have curves, AND im skinny. quit eating fast food and learn to control yourself. rant end. i hate: onions, sports (unless im with matt,) people who talk about and refer to things as if they were still in high school, people who complain about their misfortunes but never want any advice on how to fix things because they would rather wallow than have you take away their reasons for bitching, cows, and people who dont fill out their stuff on here. as if stating that you "like all movies and music" is an answer. do you watch or listen to ANYthing? or are you just too stupid to give it any extra thought? because theres enough hideous music and terrible movies out there to make you pic favorites. lazy asses. why bother living. also, i often sound angrier than i really am. and Carlos The Sidenote Clown WILL destroy you all.