20 motherfucking eggs |
Ok, so I left The Road tonight and decided to stop by the Waffle House to eat my favorite meal at 3 in the morning, triple hashbrowns with cheese. As I was waiting for my food, the waitress tells...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST |
Are mature ladies more fun than the younger ones?? |
Ok, this is a question that I have been pondering for the past few weeks. I find myself at the club, I float around the dance floor looking for potential dance partners for the evening. I'll find...
Posted by Erik on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST |
90 degrees no more |
I am no longer running naked around my house. (Sorry ladies) It is also no longer 90 degrees in my house either. I just got my air conditioner fixed and it is awesome. It was kinda expensive beca...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST |
Julia Stiles and the Bourne Ultimatum |
I have pretty much followed the career of Julia Stiles after she starred in one of my all time favorite movies, '10 Things I Hate About You'. It wasn't because I found Julia to be attra...
Posted by Erik on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:51:00 PST |
Coyote Ugly, the masculine version |
I don't know how the fuck I ended up there but my ass was up on the bar dancing and I made tips. It was only a dollar but that was because my drunk ass couldn't bend over and pick anything up and the ...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST |
People who cannot spell simple words |
What is it with people who can't spell simple words? I understand making abbreviations or an occasional mistake by not proofreading, hell I do that one myself. Seriously though, first impressions are ...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:09:00 PST |
Mmmm, money |
Don't you just love going to the ATM to get check your account balance after not checking it in like months and finding out that you have like a couple grand more than you originally thought you had. ...
Posted by Erik on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST |
A word of advice when washing your clothes |
Make for damn sure you don't have any gum in your pockets before you throw your clothes in the dryer. Lets just say that I didn't do that and now my clothes have dried up blue gum spots all over them....
Posted by Erik on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST |
Ive found this awesome new game |
My best friend, Mark, told me about this game at the arcade in the mall today. Its based on one of those carnival games where you have this huge mallet and you whack the shit out of this tar...
Posted by Erik on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST |
Karma Some? |
So, I find out the other day that a certain individual, who I will not name and have come to despise over the years, is having severe health problems. I've witnessed this person mistreat many peo...
Posted by Erik on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST |
