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boss DAMNSLAPS: Armstrong

COME ON DANCE YOU FUCKERS, DANCE!

About Me

I'm a 20th degree blackbelt in SmackdirtywhoreJitsu,..I've only pissed in my sock drawer once,..I have a HUGE penis, so I perform in 365 pornos a year! One every night after I go to sleep! Hey kids,.. "Drink, smoke dope, listen to records, and Fuck alot!"

My Interests

"BEEF CURTAINS!" Hell yes, Give it up for the beef curtains! Oh yeah, Deuce has been abducted by martians!!!!

I'd like to meet:

"My real parents!!"

Music:

"Music is for Assholes!"

Movies:

I don't watch movies, I read books!

Television:

"GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!"

Books:

I don't read books, I watch movies!

Heroes:

Superguy! (R.I.P.) was a FOS and died of natural causes. His ashes will be donated to the Tilt a Whirl fan club, Jucerhindman Theme Park in Idaho! Anyone who believed in this wonderful boy will recieve three gift certificates for the Chucky Cheese Skiball game in Cedar Rapids Iowa by the east side K Mart,..Please be patient, repairs to the machine will be finished before next year!