moses

im from the ghetto of jerusalem where i lived amongst the likes of thieves, murderers, blashphemers and camels and terrorists. Jesus entered my life and asked me to perform the simple task of parting the red sea, so i thought to myself wat a pshycho i cant part the red sea without a dam. Then i had a strong urge more than the urge to pleasure ones self with a gerbil and summoned the strength to part the red sea and allow my fellow countrymen and people to escape the egyptians I went down as a hero but i just enjoyed the buzz and i caught a whale called ann widdecombe who later went on to plague the uk. GOD BLESS XXX