WORKING AT FUCKING MCDONALDS |
DAMN SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE BITCH SLAPPIN SOME FOOLS THAT WOKR THERE AND OCME GET FOOD THERE....
TRYING TO GET LOUD WITH ME...POEPLE THINK I AM SOME KIND OF ASS CAUSE I WORK AT MCDONALDS.. I...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST |
broken hearted with a name tatted on me |
the kid broke my heart and he know he did.
i try to black it out but it just plays again. the perosn i ocnfind into just got up and walked away. said goodbye after you said you were here to sta...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:25:00 PST |
a stoners type of joke... |
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the l...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:33:00 PST |
yo mam jokes |
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was bo...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST |
drinking females |
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIE...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:47:00 PST |
ADULTS ONLY?? |
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So m...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:42:00 PST |
you know you are mexican when... |
<SPAN class=blacktextnb10><FONT face=verdana size=2>Your Mexican Status <BR><BR>If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas... Mexican status!! <BR><BR>...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST |
jokes pt 2 |
Two boys get their report cards and notice they both failed Sex Ed. "I cant believe we failed Sex Ed" says the first boy, "my Dad's gonna kill me." "I know says the other one. Im so mad I could kick M...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 02:15:00 PST |
Check out this event: Hip Hop Saturday After Hours |
Hosted By: Sosi the_Grand ave manWhen: Saturday Oct 22, 2005 at 2:00 AMWhere: Grand Ave 1024 s Grand st Los angeles, CA 90014USDescription:Sosi the_Grand ave man Click Here To View Event...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 01:56:00 PST |
my birthday assholes |
hey to all my special friends....
my twenty first birthday is coming up and i would hate to celebrate it alone and be bored....
so yeha i have a friend who does promoting for a club located in downto...
Posted by MZ. SHADOW on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:52:00 PST |
